FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly Candidate

Rahul gandhi "Satyamev Jayat" kyu nhi dekh payega ?
Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai' par main "Satyamev Jayate" nahi dekh paunga! Aamir Kh

Rishta vahi soach nayi...
Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai?

Kyoki item means maal...

Maal means pais

Bachhe ke Bill Gates se 5 sawal ^_^
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates koletter likhta h Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai... 1. Keyboa

5 rupey ke 3 pyaaj
WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.!
HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise ??

WIFE:

Paper ko dekhu ya madam ko ^_^
After Exam::
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers : Arey

Sleeping improves your gk...
Who Invented Steam Engine??
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Student : ‘W

Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^
SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?" The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard "Kaan pe

Akhir Santa ne khali copy kyu di examiner ko ?
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai ?            

doctor operation se phle patient ko behosh kyu krte hen ?
Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

kya aapko pta h "Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota h" ?
Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota hai? Batao kya hota hai? Nahin malum? Abey nalayak Tom &am

Do you know ? Badal itne kaley kyo hote he
Do u know ? ? Badal itne kaley kyo hote he ??? ?
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Zindgi ne kiye hain bahut se sitam !
Zindagi Ne Kiye Hain Bahut
Se Sitam
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Teri Kasam
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Jatt aur baniya
Jatt:
Oye Yara Machli Khayega? Baniya:
Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain. Jatt:

Teacher to Ramu...
  Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye.

Ramu to Teacher: Sir Kal Gir ga

English movie hindi names ^_^
Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:
"Mission Impossible"
"Eee Naa Ho Payi"
"Mission

Gf ka jhooth pakda gya ^_^
BF txt to his GF on watsApp...

BF : Hi

GF : Hello
BF : Kahan p

Ludo game ^_^
Boy & Girl Playing Ludo…
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aaya to I Kiss u
Girl: What??

A tribute to school lyf:

"Ek muddat ke baad milne wali thi kaid se Azadi,
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Shohar and Bivi
kya larki thi... 
Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, 
Wah! kya lark