Sabse jyda nasha hai KITAAB mai ^_^
Santa : Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Banta : Shrab Me?
Santa : No
Banta : Pyar

How Life Changes...
EK aisa waqt tha... Dost bolte the...
"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai" Aur... Ab bolt

Santa foot foot kar roya bechara...
Santa: My wife died yesterday...            Im tr

Soach or Wahem mein fark
Lady Teacher: 'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?   Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari

Scratch here for ANSWERS ^_^
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lin

Aapki uumar mai Bhagat Singh faansi chadd gye the...
Ek ladka bahot der sota tha... Baap : Jab tumhare jitne Lal Bahadur Shastri the
wo subah 5 b

Ek zamana tha ^_^
DAD : Ek zamana tha ke main 10 rupye me kiraana, sabji, Dudh aur Nashta leke aata tha.
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Class Room is like a Train...
Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r Reserve

Kya aap mujhe apna cell no. de sakti hai ? ^_^
Every boy, girls se kuch din chat karne ke Baad ek baat zarur bolta hai..!!
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Do you have GF ?
Interviewer : Do you have a GF ?
Boy : No
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Lucky Boyfriend ^_^
Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend..

Jiski Girlfriend
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Height of prank call
Santa : Hello pooja hai..?
Banta : Nahi…
Santa : To karvalo… Jai Mata Di!!

Sweet insult
1 choti bacchi ne darwaza khola aur apne bhaiya ki
girlfriend ko dekh ke boli..
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Duniya bhi dekhi aur duniyadari bhi... dekhi maine hoti gaddaari bhi...
Duniya bhi dekhi aur duniyadari bhi dekhi...
dil par maine chalti hui dildaari bhi dekhi...

Mahatma Gandhi ki friend request ayi hai....
fake ID ki bhi hadd ho gayi dosto
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Ladkiyo ka naya trend !!!
Aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka naya trend..
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Girls with friend's request problem...
To Every girl suffering from many friend's request on
Facebook..!!
. . . Put Your Rea

Girl Dish : Jalebi...
Jalebi ko girl dish kyun kaha jata hai? . . . Kyun ki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti
par ho

Perfect Girl is duniya mai nhi milti hai...
A perfect girl:
Na kabhi tang karti hai,
na kabhi cheekhti chillaati hai,
na kabhi

Ja behen aaj se tera kissa khatam ^_^
Girl : Main kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun, mujhe bhul jao. . !
Boy : Na tere aane ki khushi