Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa....
Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa.....
Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai....
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Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho. Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife: Main toh maa bann

Sambhal kr khi kutta kaat na le ^_^
Boy and girl were sitting in a park
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy : jaanu agar tum bura N

Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari... Network me aa awaaj nai aa rhi ^_^
Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...
wah wah.. Tumhari adaao pe main wari wari...
wah wah

Happy birthday Tuyu ^_^
Pados mein kya chal raha he?
"Birthday hai"
"Kiska?"
"Tuyu ka."
"Tuyu?"

Jis din jamanat huyi hmari us din zindgi khatam tumhari ...
Jailer : Suna hain tum shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi –

Ek Aishwaarya thi deewani si ^_^
Ek Aishwaarya thi deewani si Shahrukh pe wo marti thi, Najre jhukake, sharma ke Hritik ki galiyo se

Santa ki shadi
Santa : aaj me paresan hu.
Banta : kyu ?
Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo ne k

Shatabdi Express patri per nhi train per a rhi h ^_^
Punjab me 1 Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gaye !!! 99 Mar gaye... 1 Bach gaya Reporter ne Usse Puch

Santa ki wrong landing... ^_^
Fighter pilot Santa,
kamyabi ke baad apna Plane
land karne pe bahut khush
hua..

k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki
OK ki jagah " K " aur
GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " likhn

Ittu sa bachha
santa ke ghar 20 saal baad bachha hua, usse dekh kr santa udaash ho gya !!!
Banta(santa se)

Santa ka gold vala phone...
Ek baar Santa ka phone toilet me gir gya, Tabhi Toilet se 'Toilet Devi' prakat huwi, or Santa ko e

Jhoothi girlfriend ^_^
Boy : Kahan per ho? Girlfriend : Me apny Papa ki Corolla car me hoon. Abhi driver mujhy club chhor

Computer marriage...
Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chati

Osama ka Chiraag ^_^
Ek aadmi ko raaste me ek chiraag mila usne use ragda aur... Booom
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Glass mai sharap ^_^
Santa sharab peekar ek saadhu se takaraa gya.. Saadhu Gusse se : Ayee murkh , Ja mai tujhe SHARAP d

Banta Uth yaar bhukamp aa rha hai ^_^
Santa : Yaar uth bhukamp aa rha hai, , saara ghar hil rha hai.. Banta : Soja saale soja, ghar gire

Amazing India...
Funny meanings of places in
english
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1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"
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Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho mai...
Santa : Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya...  
Banta :Wah!