Give Him Another Chance
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen
I was born in Punjab!
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Ky
Sardarji’s Chinese kid
Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.
“Mother: Sikh.
F
Santa singh planting the chicken
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A mo
Where is the car?
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: Water in the carbure
I want toilet paper
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He fin
Murga sardar tha…
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange ki
I am not your son
‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.
W
Amazing Glass
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fil
The Railway Station
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station.
He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go f
Office of The Hindustan Times
A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his fatherâ€
Naughty photo
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school
were both virgin
Fred and his girl friend
When Fred proposed to his girl friend she said, "I love the simple things
in life, Wally, but I
One And Only Love
At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for
his girlfriend.
"D
Sensible girl
Boy: "You look like a sensible girl. Will you marry me?"
Girl: "No way. I'm quite as sensible as
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested
for months saying he
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone Up
I showed up early and decided I just di
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."