Tragedy!
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an exam
Hold up!
A tea party in honour of freedom fighters was in progress at Giani Zail Singh’s house. Two other f
President Bush an idiot
An American and A Russian were arguing about the virtues of communism and democracy.
"Come on
Bobby Darling
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.
Best patient
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surg
World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t tha
World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t tha
The palestinians took them!
The Israeli Ambassador is sitting down with Yassir Arafat to try to work out a peace agreement. The
Stages of Drunk
The 5 Stages of Drunkenness
Stage 1 - SMART: This is when you suddenly become an expert on
There’s nothing RajniCan’t Do!!!
==>Rajnikant has counted to infinity-twice.
==>When Rajnikant does pushups, he isn’t liftin
Pappu Can’t Code….
[Kit kit kat kat, kat kit kat kat , Kit kit kat kat, Let’s code] 2
Hai bachelor (hai bachelor
How To Be Annoying?
1. Drum on every available surface.
2. Sing the Batman theme incessantly, going “Batman!!”
3.
When I was a toddler
When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toy
Before and After marriage
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He:
Do girls make loud sound?
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls
and the
Jingle Translation
Original
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings
Sardar’s order
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
Man on his left sa
Spell it
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
S
Sodaless Picnic
Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized they had forgotten
Sardar Auto Repair Shop
Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.
They bought the best car servicing equipment and