Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back
Computer Viruses
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 1.3gb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80mb and then slowly expands back
Crashing Supermodels
Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, and Cindy Crawford are flying to a super models conference in Pari
Give Back My Glove
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on t
Proof that Bill Gates is the Devil
The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays he is known as Bill Gates (II
Top Ten Ways Michael Jackson Would Be Cooler if He Lived in the Star Wars Universe
1. Due to high loss-of-hand rate, wearing one glove is fashionably acceptable
2. Would not
18 Holes of Golf
Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting w
santa gets very angry!!!!
Santa and Banta in a heated argument.
Santa gets very angry and shouts, "Suck my Dick,".
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Height of "Ohh Shit"
A guy takes blade and writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms and ?????
and ???????
Makes a s
Do you know......
Do you know things which live after death;
Eyes - 31 minuts
Brain - 10 minutes
legs - 4 hours
Sk
Feelings
Boy proposed a girl......
She rejected..........
He wasn't SAD....
Friend asked "You don't have f
Biwi / padosan
Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo....
de k kushi uske sare gam chura lo...
pyar aisa karo ki....sub
EIFIL TOWER
AN OLD COUPLE ON HONEYMOON IN PARIS.
WIFE-PEHLE EIFEL TOWER CHALE YA HOTEL ROOM ? HUSBAND-PAHLE HOT
engg. student joke
Top reason for arrears:
1.Class room vastu was not good
2.didnt write in good pen
3.nearby friend
Machar Ka Bacha
Machar ka bacha pehli bar uda .
Jab wapis aaya to Bap ne pucha kaisa laga Udke?
Bacha Bola :
Machhar ki rago me khoon
machhar ne aapko kata.... ye uska junun tha
wa wa wa wa
machhar ne aapko kata ye uska junun tha...
Correspondence Course
Sardar was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him.
Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving.
Chintu vs Professor
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que?
Prof: Yes.
Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will acce
Sikh vs Pope
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy . Naturally there
Keeping your mouth shut helps
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.
Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Doctor, I dont kn
