Girlfriend 5.0
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"You're single aren't you?"
A woman walks into a supermarket and buys:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush

Reasons It's Great To Be A Man
1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and thing

Female Bashing
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A; None. It should be opened by the time she brings

His and Hers ATM Machines
HIS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and account
4. Take cash, card an

Irish Wife
At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference

Perfect Couple
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perf

The Cost Of Woman
One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem

Ten Years Bad Luck
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of t

Dirtiest Company

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and ha

Ficticious Characters
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the e

Great Loss
George W. Bush was visiting an elementary school, and the 4th grade class he sat through began a di

Saddam Hussein

BAGHDAD, IRAQ- April 23, 1997 - Saddam Hussein today announced his pledge to fight ter

Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm!!

The incidence of coincidence is so prevalent, that it cannot be considered coincidence

Charlie's Hole In One
Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him,

Which Hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahe

Bill Gates And God
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The su

Bill Gates Meets His Match

The following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates was moving into his new house.

Comedians' Best Lines, 1997
"I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like