Pay attention
1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with

AUDI Q7
BOY on a date in a AUDI Q7 -- Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai That I am already married. Girl: (

Checkmate
Whats Checkmate? U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u & wife asks WAS SHE HOT..??

Missed Call from Wife
All Men are Brave, Horror Movies dont Scare them.... But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does..

Tsunami
A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami......... One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves

Wish well works
A couple went to a wish well. Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish. Wife bent down a litt

Bangkok tour
Wife - Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate.. Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli ja

Successful Marriage
Succesful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE. Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses & Wife Takes it

Phone in wife hand
Its like a Mini Heart Attack, wen Men dont find their Mobile in their Pocket... & Its almost like

Clever Engineer
An Engineer was not getting a job even after two years after his pass-out so he decided to opened a

1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol dalva ke kahan jana

1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol dalva ke kahan jana

Exide Battery
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar,

Dhakka Start
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisa

Train ka Engine
Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha.

Sahan Shakti
Wife : Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hai? Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti. Wife : To Phir Purush Ka

Hospital ka ICU
Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho.... Sirf Boiled Khana khae..

Lion and Sardars
Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into it

Side Effects
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid

India on The Up and Up.
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