Scientist ka Name Batao
School inspection inspector: ek bade scientist ka name batao..
Student: Alia Bhatt..!!
Inspector:
Pappu ne kiya nek kaam
Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?
Pappu: Haan Sir..Bilkul kiya hai!!
......
Ek Bujurg
Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt at Pooling Booth!!
Alia Bhatt on India Pakistan
Mahesh Bhat –
Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab
Husband ka reply
Wife:
Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati
to bhi main itni pare
Funny Auto Correction in Smart Phones
The Smart Phones these days are really smart!!
I typed MARRIED
it was auto corrected to MARTY
Real Reason Behind Facebook Buying WhatsApp
The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp.
Recently Whatsapp sent message on Mark Zuckerberg&r
Indian version of Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock....
Who’s there?
Yuvraaj
You’ve Raj then I have Rani.
—–
Kn
Which Soap do you use
Salesman: Which Soap do you use?
Pappu: BABA’S Soap, BABA’S Paste, BABA’S Brush&h
Professor Santa Called a Plumber
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
Guess why?
Because
Because he wanted to c
Rajnikant Email Id
Google was shocked on this,
when it saw Rajni’s email id is:
gmail@rajnikanth.com!!
Santa To Bill Gates
A Question From
Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,
How is it That
Your Name is Gates But
Who can stop 500 cars
Who can stop 500 cars with one hand .??
.
Answer:
It’s traffic Police..!!
Sab k
Santa and Fish
After Eating Fish Santa Didn’t Drink Water
why?
Because..
He Feared That Fish Will
St
Santa request to God
Santa: “God, If you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
(After walk
If Microsoft Buy Facebook
If Microsoft Buy Facebook
.
First Notification We’ll Get is . .
“You Have T
3 lights save the earth from darkness
Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
.
1st: sunlight
.
2nd: moonlight
.
3rd: you
Binary Counting
Q: How easy is it to count in binary?
A: It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
Lazy People
People why you lazy??
Pani Da Rang
Pani Da Rang, Ayushmaan Vs Sunny!!