Bade Hokar Kya Karoge
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: shaadi..!!
Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya
Khana Kisne Banaya
Husband: Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya?
Wife: Haan..... Lekin tumhe kaise pata chala?
Murgi Ki Shaadi
Ek murgi ne ek Baaj se shadi kar li.
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To ek Murga bola : Hum mar gaye the kya??
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Sorry Ki Spelling
Ek Boodha ek ladki se takra gaya.
Boodhe ne ladki se bola: Sorry!
Ladki: Andha hai kya....
Namak Le Aao
Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.
Husband (kitchen se): Yaha
Wife Ki Nakal
Wife: Khana kha liya?
Husband: Khana kha liya?
Wife: Batao na.
Husband: Batao n
Build a Box of Friendship
Into a box of friendship
To insure that it is strong
First a layer of respect
On the
Always Friends
I accept you in confidence,
I listen and admire your wisdom.
We are one when we are togeth
One Night On The Net
One night on the Net I was looking around
I found a chat room with people abound
I v
To My Kindred Spirit
We share secrets, we laugh and even cry,
We have so much in common,
Concerns,
Moment in Time
We talked,
We walked,
for a Moment in Time.
You passed through my life that day
Rs. 1000 and Malika
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Mali
Football Match
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.<
Born in Punjab
Boss: Where were you born?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya
Name of Your Car
Sardar : What is the name of your car?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T&rd
Jhoot Pakarne Wali Machine
Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Doosra dost: Deki na
Most Innocent Dhamki....
Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,
Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : &ldq
Sweet Dreams
Last night as I lay sleeping, love,
A vision came to me.
It was of you and I, my love,
Mobile Recharge
Santa Mobile recharge karwane gaya....
Dukandar -- kitne kaa??
Santa -- 10 ka kar do....
Teacher to Santa
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Santa: "All are born o
