Husband Wife In a party
In a party..
Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Wife: 10 years
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they
Rajnikant vs santa
Rajnikant vs Santa:
Opening Question to both in a competition..
What is half of 8?
Rajn
What do you want to do in future
Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?
Student –
After S
Alia Bhatt and Mahesh Bhatt
Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend?
Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns
Alia bhatt: Hey firs
Alia and Referee
100 meter ki race ho rahi thi…
Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody start
Alia bhat and Bank
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….
Alia bhat:
Agar dene m
Alia and Varun
Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road,
and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia Reading Newspaper
Alia reading newspaper....
News:
“Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
A
Really Girls are Very Smart
Girl: Bhaiya yeh apple kaise diye?
Apple wala: 100 Rs ke 10
Girl: kuchh kam karo na plz....
.
Ap
Santa in the train
Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha
Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa ek Ganje aa
Santa ka interview
Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya
Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Sant
Politicians and Diapers
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and
New Generation Wedding
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Santa aur Baarish
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati.
Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur duka
Truly 5 Wonders
5 Wonders of the World!!
New Technology
Before and After Technology!!
Sharabi ka wife ko SMS
Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya…
“Party khatam hone wali hai,
Santas E Banking Password
Santa’s e-banking password was:
“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”
B
Clean India Campaign ka Asar
The Modi Effect
