English movie hindi names ^_^
Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:
"Mission Impossible" "Eee Naa Ho Payi""Mission Impossible- 2 "Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naaho Payi" "Titanic" "Nau
Gf ka jhooth pakda gya ^_^
BF txt to his GF on watsApp... BF : Hi GF : Hello
BF : Kahan par ho? GF : Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu, abhi driver mujhe club cho
Ludo game ^_^
Boy & Girl Playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aaya to I Kiss u Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To . . . . . Boy: Kabi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aa
Shohar and Bivi
kya larki thi... Shohar: Kal mere khuab main ek larki aai thi, Wah! kya larki thi. Bibi: Akeli he aai hogi? Shohar: Tumko ke
Kala Bulb ^_^
Pappu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota, Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Pappu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend
Never loose hope ... DAYA is still an Inspector ^_^
Dont loose hope if you aren't getting Promotion in Office.
Remember... Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector !!
Reebok company ka iphone6 ^_^
Boy-Dekho Maine Naya iPhone 6 Kharida Hai..
Girl- Konsi Company Ka Hai..
Boy-Ja Behen Tu Ghar Ja,Reebok Ka Hai..
21 ki hui to hui shadi...
Santa ki Maa : 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nahin hui thi.
Press reporter : Fir aapne kya kiya ?
Santa ki Maa : Fir main 21 saal ki hui to papa ne mer
Engineer ka affair ^_^
Ek Shadi Shuda Engineer. Aur ek kuwari ladki ka affair chal rha tha.. Ek din woh date pe Gaye.. Dono ek dusre k saath bahot time spend kiya.. Ladk
Husband wife ki godi me......
Husband wife ki godi me leta hua tha, Wife – kesa lag raha he ji? Husband- jese visnu bhagwan shesnaag ki god me lete ho.
Phle ghar jate Parle-g khate the or ab...
hamare bigadne ka kya alam bataye galib pehle ghar jate waqt " Parle-g" khate huye jate thy aur ab "baba eliachi" kha ke jana padta hai ...
What is girlfriend ?
What is a girl friend...? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Addition of problems... subtraction of money... Multiplication of enemies... division of fri
College assignment... Aisa hi design bna de ^_^
In College life - ASSIGNMENT copy karte time - Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa
Stunned man... tell names of his all gf's ^_^
A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: do u know me.. Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids. Man stunned, Oh
Atalji ne aisa kya kiya tha ki unhe Bharat Rantan diya jayega ? ^_^
Aaj subah Atalji ke Bharat Ratn ki khabar par wife ne poocha ki inhone aisa kya kiya tha?
Mere muh se nikal gaya... Shaadi nahi ki thi...
Tab se mo
What boys do at railway station ^_^
Things we do at railway station when train is late GIRLS: 1. sit and wait . 2. sit and wait . . 3. Sit and wait . . BOYS: 1. Walk through out the sta
Jaha maut h aapki firak mai .... kuch din to gujariye....
Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Thailand: Amazing Thailand. India: Incredible I
Example of self insult
Boss (In Angry mood): Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??
Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi,
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho
Ek shakhs ne pucha chaand se !!!
Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey poocha k, mera mahbub kya kar raha hai, Toh chand bola: "Beta daikh, Pehli baat toh yeh ki main, Tere baap ka
I uses Agarbatti to study ^_^
Dr. Ambedkar Just Used Lamp To Study.
Kalaam Used Candle To Study.
Bush Studied In Streetlight.
But Do U knw About us...??? . . . Only Agarbatti..!
