Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho mai...
Santa : Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya...
Banta :Wah! Wah!! &n
Sabse jyda nasha hai KITAAB mai ^_^
Santa : Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai? Banta : Shrab Me?Santa : No Banta : Pyar Me?Santa : Na Banta : Paise Me? Santa : Never &nbs
Santa foot foot kar roya bechara...
Santa: My wife died yesterday...
Im trying to cry but tears are not coming, what to do?
Soach or Wahem mein fark
Lady Teacher:
'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?
Student:
Aap mast item hai ye hamari 'Soch' hai, aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aapka 'Weha
Scratch here for ANSWERS ^_^
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch her
Aapki uumar mai Bhagat Singh faansi chadd gye the...
Ek ladka bahot der sota tha...
Baap : Jab tumhare jitne Lal Bahadur Shastri the wo subah 5 bje uuth kar ghumne ke liya jaya karte the...
Beta: Jab
Ek zamana tha ^_^
DAD : Ek zamana tha ke main 10 rupye me kiraana, sabji, Dudh aur Nashta leke aata tha. . . . . . . . BETA: Ab possible nahi hai dad, Kyoon ki ab dukaa
Class Room is like a Train...
Class Room is Like a Train . . . . .
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP,
Nxt Two Benches r General coach . . . Then,
Last Two Benches are Very De
Kya aap mujhe apna cell no. de sakti hai ? ^_^
Every boy, girls se kuch din chat karne ke
Baad ek baat zarur bolta hai..!! . . . . . . . . . . . . Kya aap mujhe apna cell no. de sakti hain..!!
Do you have GF ?
Interviewer : Do you have a GF ? Boy : No . . . . . . . . Interviewer : Bhaag saale, ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya ghanta patayega.
Lucky Boyfriend ^_^
Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend.. Jiski Girlfriend . . . . . . .
Usse kahegi: ''jaanu tum phone rakho, main call karti hu...
Height of prank call
Santa : Hello pooja hai..? Banta : Nahi… Santa : To karvalo… Jai Mata Di!!!
Sweet insult
1 choti bacchi ne darwaza khola aur apne bhaiya ki girlfriend ko dekh ke boli.. . . . . . . . . . . "Aap roz bhaiya se milne aati ho, AAPKA apna bhaiy
Mahatma Gandhi ki friend request ayi hai....
fake ID ki bhi hadd ho gayi dosto . . . . . . . . . . Mahatma Gandhi ki friend request aayi hai...!!
Ladkiyo ka naya trend !!!
Aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka naya trend.. . . . . . . . . . . I like you , i love you but as a friend
Girls with friend's request problem...
To Every girl suffering from many friend's request on Facebook..!! .
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Put Your Real picture 8O% Can get rid of that problem
Girl Dish : Jalebi...
Jalebi ko girl dish kyun kaha jata hai?
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Kyun ki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti par hoti bahut sweet hai
Perfect Girl is duniya mai nhi milti hai...
A perfect girl: Na kabhi tang karti hai, na kabhi cheekhti chillaati hai, na kabhi kisi k saath flirt karti hai, na kabhi jhoot bolti hai, na kabhi dh
Ja behen aaj se tera kissa khatam ^_^
Girl : Main kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun, mujhe bhul jao. . !
Boy : Na tere aane ki khushi, na tere jaane ka gham, dusri patayenge tu jaa behen aa
London vali girlfriend
Girlfriend boli : Mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath...
Boyfriend : Chal jo hona tha ho gaya, Ek iphone bhej dena
