2 Fast networks ... Email and female ^_^
Duniya mai 2 network sabse fast hai...
1. Email .
2. Female.
1 minute mai idhr ki baat udhr pahuncha deti he...
Dangerous Dosti...
I came home late today, and dad asked: "Where have u been?" I replied: "i was at my friend's place..." Dad called 10 of friends right in front
B Tech graduate Choukidar ...
Ek Stdnt Ne Engineering Ka Form Bharte Hue Pas Khade Chokidar Se Pucha : Kesa H College?? . . . . .
Choukidar : Bahut Badiya H, Humne Khud Yahi Se E
Maine umer bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa....
Maine umar bhar jis ladki ko chahaaa..... Aaj ussi ke baache mujhe kehte hai.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . Papa school tak chor do....
Dekho bhai ...
Santa baap banne ki kushi mai hua mota ... ^_^
Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,
Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!
Santa: To pagal Aurat Main bhi toh b
Sambhal kr khi kutta kaat na le ^_^
Boy and girl were sitting in a park 2 dogs kissed each other Boy : jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi? . Girl : ok, par sambhal ke... kahi, kutta
Happy birthday Tuyu ^_^
Pados mein kya chal raha he? "Birthday hai" "Kiska?" "Tuyu ka." "Tuyu?" "Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de raha hai... .
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Happy Birthday Tuyu!
Jis din jamanat huyi hmari us din zindgi khatam tumhari ...
Jailer : Suna hain tum shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Santa ki shadi
Santa : aaj me paresan hu. Banta : kyu ? Santa : yar meri kal sadi he or ladki walo ne kam logo ko bulaya &nb
Shatabdi Express patri per nhi train per a rhi h ^_^
Punjab me 1 Train k niche 100 Sardar aa gaye !!!
99 Mar gaye...
1 Bach gaya
Reporter ne Usse Puchha : "Ye Sab Kaise huaa.?"
Sardar bola- "Galat An
Santa ki wrong landing... ^_^
Fighter pilot Santa, kamyabi ke baad apna Plane land karne pe bahut khush hua.. . .
Niche utarne pe ground staff ne usey turant welcome kiya aur usk
k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki OK ki jagah " K " aur GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " likhne wale, Jeewan ke 2 seconds bacha ke kya ukhaad lete hain ?
A
Ittu sa bachha
santa ke ghar 20 saal baad bachha hua, usse dekh kr santa udaash ho gya !!!
Banta(santa se) : yaar udaas kyon hai...
Santa : yaar 20 saal baad ba
Santa ka gold vala phone...
Ek baar Santa ka phone toilet me gir gya,
Tabhi Toilet se 'Toilet Devi' prakat huwi,
or Santa ko ek gold ka phone de diya...
Santa ne sone (GOLD) k
Jhoothi girlfriend ^_^
Boy : Kahan per ho?
Girlfriend : Me apny Papa ki Corolla car me hoon.
Abhi driver mujhy club chhor de ga, us k baad Mall me shopping ke liye jaungi,
Computer marriage...
Ladki : Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki Fir whatsapp pr chating ki Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Pap
Osama ka Chiraag ^_^
Ek aadmi ko raaste me ek chiraag mila usne use ragda aur...
Booom . . . . Booom . . . . . Budum..
Aur aadmi mar gaya.
Moral- kuch chije alladin ki
Glass mai sharap ^_^
Santa sharab peekar ek saadhu se takaraa gya..
Saadhu Gusse se : Ayee murkh , Ja mai tujhe SHARAP deta hu..
Santa : Rukiyee Maharaj mai glass leke a
Banta Uth yaar bhukamp aa rha hai ^_^
Santa : Yaar uth bhukamp aa rha hai, , saara ghar hil rha hai..
Banta : Soja saale soja, ghar girega toh makan maalik ka, hum toh kirayedaar hai
Amazing India...
Funny meanings of places in english . 1=Large State "Maha-Rastra" . 2=Place of Kings "Raja-Sthan" . 3=Mr. City "Shri-Nagar" . 4=Rhythm of Eyes "Naini-
