Sanskaari aloknath
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket. Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta ! Bahu : Buddhe ab bas bhi kar !! Aloknath : Arre I mean take my Son's Car
2 Pagalo ki kahani
Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachai
Doctor ne usse office bulaya or kaha
Tum ne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kiya hai ki tum normal
Baap pe hua charas ka asar
Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,
. .
warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahe hai na Wo 8 nazar aayenge,
. . . . . . . . . . .
Beta: "Magar Da
Budhiya ne bnaya Daaku ko aaurat
Daaku (budhiya se) : jitna bhi maal he tere pass sab de de mujhe jaldi Budiya : ye le mera haar ye le mera jhumka Ye le meri payal Ye le meri nath
Result mai ye kya ho gya ^_^
During exam: . . Yeh bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . . . . . . . . . . . . In Result: yeh kyaa ho gaya...
Oye tu janta hai main kon hu ?
Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai ka
FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate :
Rahul gandhi "Satyamev Jayat" kyu nhi dekh payega ?
Rahul Gandhi: Mujhe desh ki bahut fikr hai'
par main "Satyamev Jayate" nahi dekh paunga!
Aamir Khan: Kyun?
Rahul Gandhi: Kyun ki uss time "Chhota
Rishta vahi soach nayi...
Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai? Kyoki item means maal... Maal means paisa... Paisa means laxmi... Aur ladkiyo ko ghar ki laxmi kahte hai "Risht
Bachhe ke Bill Gates se 5 sawal ^_^
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates koletter likhta h
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai...
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi JagaNahiHen,Keyboard Ka SahiVer
5 rupey ke 3 pyaaj
WIFE: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye.! HUSBAND (Excited ): Wo kaise ?? WIFE: 5 rupey ka 1 usne diya, 1 mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur 1 usne mujhe fe
Paper ko dekhu ya madam ko ^_^
After Exam::
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers : Pass h
Sleeping improves your gk...
Who Invented Steam Engine?? . . . . . . Student : ‘What’ Sir ? . . . . . Teacher : Yes, Its Correct! ”JAMES WATT!” Sit down !
Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^
SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"
The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard "Kaan pe de" And
that started the fight.
Akhir Santa ne khali copy kyu di examiner ko ?
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai ?
&n
doctor operation se phle patient ko behosh kyu krte hen ?
Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye
kya aapko pta h "Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota h" ?
Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota hai?
Batao kya hota hai?
Nahin malum?
Abey nalayak Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hai.
Do you know ? Badal itne kaley kyo hote he
Do u know ? ?
Badal itne kaley kyo hote he ???
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumte hai ^_^
Jatt aur baniya
Jatt: Oye Yara Machli Khayega?
Baniya: Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Jatt: Oye Chhor Yaar, Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena….
Teacher to Ramu...
Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye. Ramu to Teacher: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi, Teacher asked: Kanah gir gaye the or
