Pepsi ya Samosa
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia kay sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
Chota sardar:Main is s
4 Bacche....
Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai.1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th Chor haiFriend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte que nhi??Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai....
Height of Technology
A boy'sfacebok status: i am online on facebok during classComment from his Teacher :beta test me 0 mila hai copy mere pasaa ke dekhega ya facebo
Paani Puri
Pappu apni girlfriend se bola: Ameer se Ameer aadmi bhi mere pitaaji ke saamne katora lekar khada rehta hai!! Girlfriend : Phir to tumhare pitaji bah
Aji Sunte Ho Ji
Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?? . Husband:- Kya? . Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti, . Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi. . Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?? . Wife:- W
Funny Joke about Education
Sachin - 10th pass . Einstein - failed 12 times in a class . Edission - I never worried for exam, coz 1 sheet never decide my future... . Harbhajan -
Ek cup Coffee
Ladies of 1970s: Husb: Ek cup Coffee! Wife: Abhi laee ji. Ladies of 1980s: Husb: Ek cup Coffee! Wife: Abhi laee. Ladies of 1990s: Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Cricket Match
Pati patni tv par cricket dekh rahe the, Player ne six mara dono hi khush huye... Player ne phir se six mara par tab bas patni hi khush hui... Patni
Students are fearless
Two college principals argued that their students are fearless: . First college principle called the students n asked to jump in a sea full of sharks
Santa in Computer Exam
Santa in computer exam-;
Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel ??
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Santa: It is a new branch of Surf Excel to clean the Computer..!!
What is GENERATION GAP?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
Surprisingly both are correct…!!!
Wi-Fi Stopped Working
Today my Wi-Fi Suddenly Stopped Working!! . . Then I Realized that my Neighbors haven’t paid the bill.. How irresponsible they are..!!!!
Student ne ki Bhagwan se fariyaad
Student to God:
Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi, Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi !!
God:
Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi, Kitaabe t
Funny Student Joke
Hostel Student to his friend: “Bhai Dhoka ho gya Dhoka” ;-(
Friend:- Kya ho gaya…??
Student:- “Ghar se books k liye paise m
Scientist ka Name Batao
School inspection inspector: ek bade scientist ka name batao..
Student: Alia Bhatt..!!
Inspector: aap ye sikhate ho school me..
Teacher: ye totla h
Pappu ne kiya nek kaam
Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?
Pappu: Haan Sir..Bilkul kiya hai!!
......
Ek Bujurg aaram se ghar jaa raha the..!! Maine Ek Kutta peec
Alia Bhatt
Alia Bhatt at Pooling Booth!!
Alia Bhatt on India Pakistan
Mahesh Bhat – Seema par Pakistan fauj golibaari kar rahi hai… Halaat bahut kharab hain!!
Alia Bhatt – Mere hisaab se Seema ko kuch
Husband ka reply
Wife: Agar meri shaadi kisi ‘Raakshas’ se bhi ho jaati to bhi main itni pareshan nahin hoti, jitni main tumhare saath hoon!
Husband: Arre
Funny Auto Correction in Smart Phones
The Smart Phones these days are really smart!!
I typed MARRIED it was auto corrected to MARTYRED!
So then I typed SHAADI it auto corrected to SHAHEE
