Alia bhat and Bank
SBI Bank: Humara bank aapko bina interest ke loan de raha hai….
Alia bhat: Agar dene mein interest hi nahi hai to kyu de rahe ho? Nahi chahiye
Alia and Varun
Alia bhatt and Varun Dhawan are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note lying down.
Alia – what should we do now?
Varun- we’l
Alia Reading Newspaper
Alia reading newspaper....
News: “Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump”
Alia comments: Idiot !! Who told him to wear gold medal w
Really Girls are Very Smart
Girl: Bhaiya yeh apple kaise diye?
Apple wala: 100 Rs ke 10
Girl: kuchh kam karo na plz....
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Apple wala: Achcha aap 80 ke 8 lelo!
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Girl: Thank
Santa in the train
Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha
Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa ek Ganje aadmi ki seat par baith gaya.
Aadmi gusse se jhunjh
Santa ka interview
Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya
Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Santa: Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui
Manager: Shaadi To La
Politicians and Diapers
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason....
New Generation Wedding
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Priest: Congratulations !! Your profile has been u
Santa aur Baarish
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati.
Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur dukaan pe surf lene gaya.
Wo jaise hi dukaan par gaya
Truly 5 Wonders
5 Wonders of the World!!
New Technology
Before and After Technology!!
Sharabi ka wife ko SMS
Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya…
“Party khatam hone wali hai, ye last peg hai, main aadhe ghante me ghar pahuch jaun
Santas E Banking Password
Santa’s e-banking password was:
“ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal”
Banta: Yaar! Itna lamba password?
Santa: Kya karoo
Clean India Campaign ka Asar
The Modi Effect
Banta ne bataye cheese ke naam
Teacher : Name different type of Cheese.
Banta : 1. White 2. Cottage 3. Mozarella 4. Cheddar 5. Swiss blue 6. Bekhudi 7. Zindagi
Teacher : Wait a mi
Kejriwal Batting ke liye taiyaar hai lekin
Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain1. Koi tej gendbaaji nahin karega2. Mera shot koi nahin rokega3. Koi catch na
Kejriwal Ne 12 Baje kiya dhamaal
Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekhaTo usne ghadi tod di..Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun todi?To bola..Yeh teeno suiya mili hui hai!!
Indian definition of Electricity
Teacher: What is Electricity ?Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,she goes anytime,anywhere without t
This is 21st Century
21st Century
Our Phones: WirelessCooking: FirelessCars: KeylessFood: FatlewssTyres: TubelessDress: SleevelessYouth: JoblessLeaders: ShamelessRelation
Never Underestimate the power
Never underestimate the power of three things;1. Wife angry for a reason;2. Wife angry without reasonand3. Wife about to get angry & looking for a
