Sorry Ki Spelling
Ek Boodha ek ladki se takra gaya.Boodhe ne ladki se bola: Sorry!Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi ye sab... Pata nahin kah
Namak Le Aao
Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana.Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai.Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho
Wife Ki Nakal
Wife: Khana kha liya?Husband: Khana kha liya?Wife: Batao na.Husband: Batao na.Wife: Please... batao na.Husband: Please..... batao na.Wife: Achcha ji!
Rs. 1000 and Malika
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.Malika gave him 1000 Rs.Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?Malika
Football Match
Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol
Born in Punjab
Boss: Where were you born?Sardarji: Oye Punjab.Boss: Which part?Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Name of Your Car
Sardar : What is the name of your car?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
Jhoot Pakarne Wali Machine
Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki
Most Innocent Dhamki....
Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,
Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : “Mera school
bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, p
Mobile Recharge
Santa Mobile recharge karwane gaya....Dukandar -- kitne kaa??Santa -- 10 ka kar do....Dukandar -- 7 Rs. ka talktime milega..Santa - Koi baat nahi, 3 R
Teacher to Santa
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"Santa: "All are born on Government Holidays...!!!
Husband and Wife
Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?'Without Infomation Fighting Everytime'.Wife on hearing replies,It also means 'With Idiot For Ever'.
Father to Son
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua ?Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,Father: Aur tum?Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,Father: Aur tumhara result
Expiry Date
Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for?Husband : Nothing.Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ...??Husba
Facebook and Whats app Conversation
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Facebook and Whats app CONVERSATION:On "What'sapp"Wife: Kab se wait kar rahi hun . Ghar kab aa rahe ho?Husband: Abhi kucch pata nah
Hansi Ka Raaz
Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai,
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai??
Aadmi: Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,
Lag jaay
Ek Gareeb Aadmi
Ek Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan par gaya aur kaha, . Uparwale ke naam pe Ek aam dedo, . Dukandaar ne ek Gala - Sada Aam garib ko de diya, . Phir
Munna and Circuit
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu,
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na...
Honey Singh on phone
Honey Singh on phone:
Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi, . . 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari . . Uncle: hai gun, hai talwaar, hai aari,
du
A Lazy Boy
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,Papa: Khud uth k pi lo,Boy: Plz de do na.Papa: Ab manga to thappad marunga,Boy: Thapad marne aao to pani lete aana..
