Real Reason Behind Facebook Buying WhatsApp
The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp.
Recently Whatsapp sent message on Mark Zuckerberg’s mobile: “Your one year subscription h
Indian version of Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock....
Who’s there?
Yuvraaj
You’ve Raj then I have Rani.
—–
Knock Knock....
Who’s there?
Gavaskar
Gavas
Which Soap do you use
Salesman: Which Soap do you use?
Pappu: BABA’S Soap, BABA’S Paste, BABA’S Brush…
.
Salesman: I am hearing this name for th
Professor Santa Called a Plumber
Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college.
Guess why?
Because
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is being leaked
Rajnikant Email Id
Google was shocked on this,
when it saw Rajni’s email id is:
gmail@rajnikanth.com!!
Santa To Bill Gates
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates:
Sir,
How is it That Your Name is Gates But You Are Selling WINDOWS!!
Gates Shocked!!
Who can stop 500 cars
Who can stop 500 cars with one hand .?? .
Answer:
It’s traffic Police..!!
Sab kuch Rajnikant thode na karega;
Santa and Fish
After Eating Fish Santa Didn’t Drink Water
why?
Because..
He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach....
Santa request to God
Santa: “God, If you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple”.
(After walking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note.)
San
If Microsoft Buy Facebook
If Microsoft Buy Facebook .
First Notification We’ll Get is . . “You Have To Install Drivers To Add Friends.”
3 lights save the earth from darkness
Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
.
1st: sunlight
.
2nd: moonlight
.
3rd: you
.
my sweet friend tube light
Binary Counting
Q: How easy is it to count in binary? A: It’s as easy as 01 10 11.
Lazy People
People why you lazy??
Pani Da Rang
Pani Da Rang, Ayushmaan Vs Sunny!!
Husband Wife In a party
In a party..
Wife: Look At that guy drinking n dancing.!
Husband: Who’s he?
Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him
Husband:
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they see a huge sandstorm coming…
santa : oye b
Rajnikant vs santa
Rajnikant vs Santa:
Opening Question to both in a competition.. What is half of 8? Rajni: 4
Santa: Depend karta hai.
Agar horizontally half karo to
What do you want to do in future
Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?
Student – After Studying MBBS, I want to join the police force and get go
Alia Bhatt and Mahesh Bhatt
Alia bhatt: Hey dad, what plans for weekend?
Mahesh bhatt: Income Tax Returns
Alia bhatt: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
Mahesh bhatt: jaa me
Alia and Referee
100 meter ki race ho rahi thi…
Referee said ‘1,2,3 GO!’…
Everybody started running except Alia bhatt.
Referee – y r
