Marriage Unnecessary hai
Hilarious....Went to wish happy anniversary to my neighbour today.Asked their maid where the couple were.she said “Woh bahar gayen hain. Unka Ma
Lawyer Mind
Two well dressed lawyers went to an expensive restaurant...Ordered 2 drinks and then got sandwiches from their briefcases and began to eat them... Wai
Types of tense
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, Maine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hoon aur ka
Car Dents
Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of tennis balls pelted his car leaving it full of den
Lost Tourist
A man from Lahore was touring Punjab and got lost. He saw Santa working in his field and stopped for directions.
Santa told him how to get to Shimla.
Faithful Wife
Santa is talking to Banta about married life.
"You know," he says, "I really trust my wife, and I think she has always been faithful to me. But there
Nature Calls
Banta's driving along the highway one evening when all of a sudden nature calls. He sees a little bar up the way and he pulls into the parking lot.
W
Banta's Mule
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.
He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was th
Jingle Translation
Original
Humphty Dumphty sat on a wall,
Humphty Dumphty had a great fall,
All the kings’ horses, all the kings’ men
Couldn’t put Humphty Dum
Sardar’s order
Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says “Johny Walker single”.
Man on his left says “Peter Scotch single”.
Sardar says - “Ba
Spell it
Teacher to Sardar: “Where were U born?”
Sardar: In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher: Spell it?
Sardar: (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
Sodaless Picnic
Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic.
When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda.
So, the youngest sardar said he would
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to co
I was born in Punjab!
Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardarji: Oye Punjab.
Boss: Which part?
Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Sardarji’s Chinese kid
Sardarji got the fourth child.
He fills data in the birth certificate.
“Mother: Sikh.
Father: Sikh.
Kid: Chinese.”
“How come you write
Santa singh planting the chicken
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundre
Where is the car?
Preeto: There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta: Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto: I tell you th
I want toilet paper
Banta comes to Australia and goes to Woolworths’s (Ubiquitious grocery store in Australia). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen ca
Murga sardar tha…
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.
Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?
Waiter: Woh langra tha.
Sardar: Dil?
I am not your son
‘Take me to the 10th floor,’ said Banta Singh as he entered the lift of a high rise bulding.
When the lift reached its destination, the liftman
