All Time Jokes

Amazing Glass
Santa Singh : ‘Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?’ Banta Singh : ‘Yes, that

The Railway Station
Our Sardar, one day is at the railway station. He asks one man, “When will Rajdhani Express go from here”? Man Replies, 12.30. “When will P

Office of The Hindustan Times
A Sardar came to the office of The Hindustan Times to place an advertisement announcing his father’s death. “The rate is Rs. 360 per single col.

santa gets very angry!!!!
Santa and Banta in a heated argument.Santa gets very angry and shouts, "Suck my Dick,".Banta : Wat d hel? On 1 side we are fighting . &

Correspondence Course
Sardar was driving car very fast. Trafic police caught him. Sardar-Sir, I am learning driving. Police-without Teacher? Sardar-ya,its correspond

Sikh vs Pope
About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Sikhs had to leave Italy . Naturally there was a big uproar from the Sikh community. So t

Wish well works
A couple went to a wish well. Santa bent down, threw a coin & made a wish. Wife bent down a little more and fell into the well. Santa shouted,

1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do. Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai? Santa: Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise

Exide Battery
Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya. Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon? Santa: Nahin yaar, Dono side ki de warna phir Problem hogi.

Dhakka Start
Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola- Bhaisahab, aap start nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.

Train ka Engine
Santa ke lips jale hue the Banta: Kaise jale Santa: Wife ko railway station drop krne gaya tha. Banta: To? Santa: Khushi ke mare. Train ke engin

Lion and Sardars
Two Sardars were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into its eyes, and runs. Second one stays unmoved. When a

Side Effects
Once Sardar brought some tablets and started cutting the edges. Do you know why? He wanted to avoid side effects!

Keeping Secrets
Jeeto complained to her friend Preeto "She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her." "Well," replied Preeto in a hurt tone,

Santa in ICU
A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a simi

Santa's Curtains
Santa enters a store that sell curtains. He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assured him that they ha

Banta's Date
A cop stops his patrol car when he sees Banta and his girlfriend sitting on the curb. Banta is laying on his side with his pants pulled down, the girl

Deep Mines
Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his

Santa`s Dream
Once Santa kept having the same weird dream everynight, so he went to a doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Santa: I was being chased by a va

Thai Restaurant
Santa and Banta, along with some friends agreed to try a Thai Restaurant. While looking at the menu, Banta noticed Santa looking at the vegetarian se

 

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