India has all JUGAAD
5 Ke Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao ?China : Mazak Mat Karo.Japan : NamumkinAmerican : Sawaal Galat Hai.UK : Net Par Nahi Hai.Indian :Easy…F(IV)E.Ind
3 Ways to write in an Exam
3 Ways to write in EXAM:
1 Look up for INSPIRATION,2 Look down for CONCENTRATIONand3 Look around for INFORMATION!
While in examination hall
While in examination hall :1st one hour – calligraphy2nd one hour – cursive writing3rd one hour – doctor writing..
Got married recently
Employee to his boss,“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”The boss replied,“The Company cannot compensate for the accide
Bachcha aur Milk
Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?Doctor: Haa, hota hai!Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir bhains ka bachcha kaala kyun hota hai?
I saw you on Road today
I saw You on the ROAD today.U were looking So fine,Your face SO divine,Your walk SO perfect.My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
Manmohan Sabji lene gaye!
Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…Sabji wale se puchha:Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?Sabjiwala: Ab rulayega kya pagle?Muft mein le jao..pehli baar aawa
Engineer Trolled by Plumber
Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gayalabour charge 800 rupaiye..Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki itni fees to meri bhi nahi hai!Plumber: Sir, jab main engineer
Frustrated professional joke
Boss : kaha gaye theEmployee : bal katwaneBoss : Office hours me?Employee : bal bade bhi to Office hours me hue hai………Boss : ghar
Sanjay Dutt aur Baapu
In Jail..Sanjay Dutt: Jailer sahab, Mujhe fir se baapu dikh rela hai!Jailer: Kidhar?Sanjay Dutt: Wo udhar dhoti mein..Jailer: Abe Asaram Baapu hai wo!
Pappu aur Traffic Policeman
Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa raha hai…Traffic Policeman:Achchha theek hai.To ye
Sabse Pehla Password
Duniya ka sabse pehla password kya tha?Socho.Nahi pata?.Duniya ka sabse pehla password tha."KHUL JAA SIM SIM"
Allah Ki Rehmat
Husband : Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai Hai...Jab Meri Biwi Bolti Hai To Mujhe Kuchh Sunaai Nahi Deta....Hakim:Mashaalla Ye Bimari Nahin,...Tum par All
Insaniyat Se vishwas uth gaya...
Chor aya,Tijori par likha tha :"Todne ki zaroorat nahi button dabao, khul jayegi"Button dabate hi Police aa gayi. Police : Tumko kuch apni safai me ke
Doctors and Students
Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer.....We Tried Our BestCan’t Say Anything Right Now!
Mouse vs Lion
A lion was getting married and all animals attended the weeding. Every animal stood a distance and wished then lion. A mouse came and climbed to the s
TV hi Dekh Le....
This one please..Pintu:- daadi neend nahi aa rahi . TV dekh lun?daadi:- Mujhse baat kar le.pintu:- daadi kya hum hamesha 6 hi rahenge?Aap,mom,dad,Didi
Challan Kaat diya
"Everyone goes with the flow...but the one who goes against the flow becomes someone remarkable in life..."Before I could explain this to the Traffic
Height of Kuch Bhi
Height of Kuch Bhi .................Teacher: Agar 1 aam ki ped par 10 kele lage hain, aur unn mein se 7 amrood tod liye to kitne angoor bache? ...Stud
Solid Insult
Solid InsultEk Bachcha Park mein Bench pe betha tha aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee kha raha tha.Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli : Jyada meetha khane walejaldi mar jate h
