Barfila Fart
3 Bachchey Apne Apne Shehar Ki Sardi Pe Bahas Kar Rahe The.
1st: Humare Yahan Itni Sardi Parti Hai Ki Jab Hum Subah Nalka Kholte Hain Toh Pan
Driving past a cemetery
dad: "did you know that all the people who live around here aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?"
me: "really? why not?"
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Bilkul Baap Par Gaya
MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chapp
Jesus Rexurection
When i’m lifted up,
I shall draw all men to myself.
His assurance has risen us in EASTER to salvation,love,peace,joy,hope &
break
Tau-Daroga ka 5000 ka Mamla
एक ताऊ 10 साल बाद एक मुकदमा जीत गए ,
जज -बधाई हो बावा ,
आ
Jewish Man
A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.
A little while later a blind man ca
Kisan Jam
What do you call a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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“KISSAN JAM”
Giev me some destroyed-Nashpati
सुबह एक महिला फल वाले से अंग्रेजी में फल मांग रही थी ये
Ms Murphy
A sobbing Ms Murphy approaches Fr O’Grady after mass.
He says: “So what’s bothering you?”
She replies: &ldqu
Greatest Man
A Western expatriate teacher at an international school offers a cash reward to the child who can name the greatest man who ever lived. “Buddha?
Paternal Payback
On the day I received my learner’s permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson.
With a big grin, he hopped in behind the
Smart Little Johnny
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class so the math teacher called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 5, 2, 28 and 40?” Little Joh
Agle Janam Me BHi Same Wife
Interviewer: Risk Taking Capacity कितनी है आपकी …
Candidate: Sir भगवान से next जन्म मे
Back To Schools
Luke comes home from his first day of school, and his mother asks, “What did you learn today?”
“Not enough,” Luke rep
Santa Claus-Ghanta Ayega
क्रिसमस आते ही
सभी लोगों में एक ही
ख़ुशी छायी रहती है
&ldq
Types OF Money
White Money = कमाना मुश्किल
Black Money = छुपाना मुश्किल
Pink Money = छु
Knock Knock Yo Momma
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it’s yo momma, open the damned door!
Halloween Gifts
Michael: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?
Matthew: I don’t know. What?
Michael: Candy corneas.
Its All Depends What you Think
TIPS 4 Boys- If you marry one girl,
she will fight WITH you.
If you marry two girls,
they will fight FOR you... Think dif
Owls Can Maintain Eye Cotact
The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
