Judwa Bahce Ho rahe Hai
Varun Dhavan : Aaj kal jayada tar
judwa bache ho rahe hai…aisa kyu..
Tapsi : Terrorist itne badh gaye hai ki..
bahar khatara hai,,,
Lalu Ji Ki English
Lalu Ji Ko English Sikhne Ka Bhoot Sawar Hua.
Ek Din Unko Sonia Ji Ke Yaha Jana Pada.
Vaha Jake Kaam Se Fursat Pane Ke Bad, Lalu Ji
imraan khan ka daaylog or rahat fateh ka song
rahat fateh ali khan-koi bole dariya hy....
imran khan-kesa kesa hai ishq?
rahat fateh ali khan-koi bole sehra hy.
imran khan-kesa kesa hai ishq?
adnaan sami or chor
एक बार अदनान सामी के घर में चोर आया..
अदनान चोर के उपर बैठा
sani paaji or varun dhawal
वरुण धवल : पानी दा रंग देख के
सनी पाजी:ओय गाने का कोई ढंग नह
IMRAAN HASHMI OR DOOKAAN DAAR
इमरान हाश्मी एक कपड़े की शॉप पर गया और दूकान दार से बोला
Rajnikant Se Panga
Ek Baar Ek Ladke Ne Rajanikant Ki Beti Ko Aankh Mari.
Rajanikant Ne Uske Haath, Pair Aur Sar Mod Diya.
Aaj Duniya Us Ladke Ko Baba R
Please Open Your Mouth
Dentist To Manmohan Singh During His Annual Check-Up.
Dentist: "Sir, At Least In My Clinic, Please Open Your Mouth"
Sonam and Swara Buy Bananas
Fruit vendor: 2 bananas for 400/-, 3 for 442/-. Discount because there are only 3 left.
Swara to Sonam: le lo na didi. 1 kha lenge!
Sunny Leone Cameraman
Whenever in life you are loosing self control.
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Just think about Sunny Leone’s cameraman.
AC At Home
Deepika Padukone : I Have More Fans Than You..
Alia : No Big Deal, I Have AC At Home.
Osama To Amitabh Bachhan
How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum
Bhai Ho Kya
धोनी : वाह रे मेरे शेर, परसों क्या खेला तूने!
रोहित शर्म
Sonakshi ka Jawab
कौन बनेगा करोड़पतिअमिताभ: श्री राम वन क्यों गए थे ?
सोन
Life is about Creating Yourself
"I didn't complete my University.."-- Bill Gates
"I Stitched Shoes in childhood.."-- Abraham Lincoln
"I was the one who served in Hotels.."Oberoi
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Aapki Sanskriti
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki Park me ek Ped ki Niche Baithe the, Tabhi Alok Nath aakar unse bola : Beta Kya ye Hamari Sanskriti hai,..Boy: Nahi Uncle ye to M
Ghee Ka Asar
Amul Ghee Ki Ad K Liye Rajpal Yadav K Pas Gye.Rajpal - Isme Sunny Deol Ko Lena Cheye Tha?Director- Wo To He Hi.Rajpal - To Muje Q?Director- Nakli Ghee
Daya khooni andar hai ... tod do darwaza...
Gandhi : Hinsa achi baatnhi, use chor do... Einstein : Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do... Manmohan: Theek hai... Sonia : Desh k liye mujhe votedo... Ar
Alok Nath's CV
ATTENTION !!!!! : : : : : : : : : : Alok Nath's CV reads: Degree- MBA in Kanyaadan Skills-Sanskaar Experience-10022848 Kanyaadans done Hobby- Giving
If Bill gates stops his business then ...
If BILL GATES stops his Business & starts spending his Money by 1 Crore/day, He will need 735 Yrs to spend it.. But He is still working.. MO
