Funny question by a girlfriend
Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun…!!
ULTIMATE POPAT
Raat ko 12 baje ladki ne boyfrnd ko call kiya or kaha,
mere ghar par koi nhi hai
boyfrnd uske ghar gaya
Aur-
sach mein koi nahi tha,
taa
CLINTON'S PARROT JOKE
Hillary Clinton went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot.
"Does this parrot talk?" she asked. "Yes, he does," the manager told h
Shocked Bush
Donald Rumsfeld gave the president his daily briefing. He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the president
UN meeting
At the emergency meeting of the UN regarding another conflict in the Middle East, the floor has been given to the Israeli Consul.
The Israeli Consul
Indian
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lav
Laloo`s Threat
A major traffic jam was preventing people from moving forward.
A motorist shouted out wanting to know what was happening.
A guy from the front repli
Close to home!
GARY, Indiana - Last Monday FBI agents busted a $1,000-a-day cocaine ring being run out of City Hall, allegedly by the city`s chief computer programer
Wedding day blues!
Pakistan announced a ban on lavish wedding feasts. Explaining such
celebrations cause financial hardships for the poor and middle classes,
lawmakers
Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.
Gates : Hi! you must have heard of Windows.
Lallo : Oh yes! In most gov
Bush and Gore
Bush and Gore were sitting in a restaurant to discuss the craziness of the
election.When the waitress came to take their orders, Gore said, "I'll ta
Titanic Video vs Clinton Video
TITANIC VIDEO: $9.99 on Internet.
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TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long.
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TI
Clinton Goes To Heaven
President Clinton had just died and wound up at the Pearly Gates of Heaven..."And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill
Clinton, for
Al Gore's New Program
Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his new home.
Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box with 5 e
Saddam and Clinton
Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet up in Baghdad for the first round of
talks in a new peace process. When Bill sits down, he notices three button
How Government Works
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.
Congress said," Someone may steal from it at night." So they
Best patient
Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating t
World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman
World War III
George W. Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman, "Isn`t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"
The barman
The palestinians took them!
The Israeli Ambassador is sitting down with Yassir Arafat to try to work out a peace agreement. The Ambassador asks if he might first
tell a story.
