Long drive pe chal...
Girl : HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain? Boy : Long Drive Par Girl : Wow !!! Pehle Kyun Nai Batya Boy : Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai Girl : Kaisay BoY : Break Nai
Girlfriend Date Pe Bahut Hi Choti Skirt Pahan...
Girlfriend Date Pe Bahut Hi Choti Skirt Pahan Ke Aayi...
Use Dekh Ke Boyfriend Bola...
Boyfriend : Itni Choti Skirt?, Tumhari Maa Ne Kuch Nahi Kaha?
Gf ek boyfriend anek...
Gf : Jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge Bf : Abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h... aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h
Gf ka jhooth pakda gya ^_^
BF txt to his GF on watsApp... BF : Hi GF : Hello
BF : Kahan par ho? GF : Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu, abhi driver mujhe club cho
Ludo game ^_^
Boy & Girl Playing Ludo… Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aaya to I Kiss u Girl: What?? Acha aur 6 Aaya To . . . . . Boy: Kabi Ludo Nahi Kheli Kya? 6 Aa
What is girlfriend ?
What is a girl friend...? . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Addition of problems... subtraction of money... Multiplication of enemies... division of fri
Sambhal kr khi kutta kaat na le ^_^
Boy and girl were sitting in a park 2 dogs kissed each other Boy : jaanu agar tum bura Na mano to main bhi? . Girl : ok, par sambhal ke... kahi, kutta
Jhoothi girlfriend ^_^
Boy : Kahan per ho?
Girlfriend : Me apny Papa ki Corolla car me hoon.
Abhi driver mujhy club chhor de ga, us k baad Mall me shopping ke liye jaungi,
Lucky Boyfriend ^_^
Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend.. Jiski Girlfriend . . . . . . .
Usse kahegi: ''jaanu tum phone rakho, main call karti hu...
Ja behen aaj se tera kissa khatam ^_^
Girl : Main kisi aur se shadi kar rahi hun, mujhe bhul jao. . !
Boy : Na tere aane ki khushi, na tere jaane ka gham, dusri patayenge tu jaa behen aa
London vali girlfriend
Girlfriend boli : Mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath...
Boyfriend : Chal jo hona tha ho gaya, Ek iphone bhej dena
Heart Vs iphone6 !!!
Awesome message by a True Boyfriend: She broke my heart, I broke her Iphone 6
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Baaki khud hisaab laga lo kaun Zyada roya hoga..!!
Ek thi daayan...
A boy calls his EX- Boy : Hey i just saw a movie, it reminded me of you..miss you.. Gal : Aww www... even i miss you..kaunsi movie dekhi? Boy : Ek thi
Ghar pe koi nai h
Girl frnd (romantic mood main) : aaj ghr koi nai hai aa jao.
Boy : to tum mere ghar aa jao sb ghar hain tmhara mann laga rahe ga...
Last seen ^_^
FACEBOOK (inbox) Boy : Hello Babe.... Girl : (seen 3 minutes ago) Boy : Hey please answer me:) Girl : (seen 2 minutes ago) Boy : But why do you treat
Hahaha... Girl with a fake fb profile to like her own pics !!!
Twist in the tale.......!!!
Girl : Hiiiiii Boy : Hi Girl : what happened? Boy : nothing. Girl : no say na what happened.. u look soo sad Boy : I&rsqu
Paani Puri
Pappu apni girlfriend se bola: Ameer se Ameer aadmi bhi mere pitaaji ke saamne katora lekar khada rehta hai!! Girlfriend : Phir to tumhare pitaji bah
Beautiful Girl
Boy: Hey !.Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?.Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world..Girl: Aww How cute !.Boy: Ya ! But She is not replying, so m t
Girls heart is like water
Girl’s heart is like water,Boy’s heart is like mobile,Water falls on mobile,OrMobile falls in water,The damage is for mobile only.
Classic insult
Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!!Boyfriend: Great! then Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!!!
