Husband Wife Jokes

Coward Husband
How’d you come out that fight with your wife?”   “She came crawling to me on her hands and knees.”   “Yeah

Funny Jokes Husband Wife
Wife: “I’ve got you this bottle of hair tonic, darling.”   Husband: “But my hair isn’t falling out.”  

All Mens Are genuinely nice
  Maximum wives hate their husband's friends...!!! Maximum husbands love their wife's friends...!!! .....Men are generally nice.....

Two Types of wife
There are two types of wives. First Type: Quiet, Beautiful, Understanding, Not Argumentative, Loving, One who listens to husband Second Type: Your o

Wife Breaks Glass
  When husband breaks a glass. Wife: Break everything. Break all these bottles...  break the kitchen... break the house... just break eve

Baju Wali Padosan
Wife: Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 20 din bahar ghumne jaati hai . . Aap kabhi leke gaye ??? . . . Husband: Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par

Beizati Aur Biwi
BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai . . . Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.

Marriage anniversary
  Husband:" Hamari 10th Aniverasrypar Me Tumhe....ANDAMAN NIKOBAR ISLAND Le Jaaunga...Wife:" Wow..Aur 25th Aniversary Par.. ??...Husband:" Tumhe

Husband was seriously not good
Doc to wife :- Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don’t discuss ur problems, no tv serial, dont demand new clothes &a

Tumhari Yaad Me Aadhi Ho Gayi Hu
  Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao…

Moti Biwi
  Ek admi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum. BIWI : Ek dum. Aadmi : To apni dusri tang bhi mujh

Husband wife fight
Husband wife mein larai hoi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai” Wife:Zeher. Husb:Mai dair se aong

Past Vs Present Wife
  2015: wife.. . Husband: ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara.. . . Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Zara phir kehna.. . . . Husband: maine kaha g,

Wife Ko Bangkok Jana Hai
  Wife: Tum muje apne sath Bangkok kyu nahi le jate..?? Best answer given ever :- Husband: Areh Pagli, Restaurant me bhi koi Tiffin le jata ha

wife Call
Lady Secretary: Sir, It's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss U on the phone. Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later

Wife is Angry
  Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus,  girl slaps him for pinching. Hubby to wife: I swear I didn't . Wi

Why Married
I can remember where I got married. I can remember when I got married. I just can’t remember why.

Wife Requested to divorce
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge. woman : “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.” “But why ?” asked the ju

Wife Wanted
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Police inspector And Husband
Police Inspector: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife. Inspector: Then why are you repo

 

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