Married Men
There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men.
Concerned about this, a woman organisation called on the manager and asked him, "Why i
Rising Phone Bills
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone
Husband`s Affair
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her
Golf Trouble
There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didn't matter what kind of weather it was, he was hooked on a round of golf on his d
Ex-Husband
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.
The husband asks,
Homeless Woman
A lady was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dolla
Italian Girl
A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The
A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
Laloo Prasad was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton.
The instructor tol
Hillary`s Fortune
During a publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune-teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, t
When I was a toddler
When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the living room engrossed in t
Before and After marriage
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love
Sardar Auto Repair Shop
Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.
They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop.
They all waite
Give Him Another Chance
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”
A Saradar works his way thro
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to co
Fred and his girl friend
When Fred proposed to his girl friend she said, "I love the simple things
in life, Wally, but I don't want one of them for a husband?.
Irish Wife
At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husb
Ten Years Bad Luck
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket
Charlie's Hole In One
Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"The guy says, "That was t
FOUR CHILDREN JOKE
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children.
Three of the children are tall, good looking and athleti
ANNIVERSARY JOKE
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headston
