Husband Wife Jokes

Toilet Paper Miracle
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristicall

Wife's Lovers
"So let me get this straight," the prosecutor says to the defendant. "You came home from work early and found your wife in bed with a strange man." "

Funeral Service
A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket

Cheating Wife!
A guy dials his home phone from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answered the woman. "We don't have

Prescription For Love
A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. The pharmacist said, �Why in the world do you need cyanide?

Wedding Night
Newlyweds, Tim and Nancy, spent their wedding night at a hotel. The following morning, Nancy's closest friend, Jennifer, came over and asked them how

What Makes a Great Couple?
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, well never need that. My wife and

Valentine's Day Gift
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's

The New Wife
It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes. The new wife (progressive Indian woman

Great News
The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house inste

Married Men
There is a rather sizable factory that hires only married men. Concerned about this, a woman organisation called on the manager and asked him, "Why i

Rising Phone Bills
After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that posted one husband on the opposite coast, the telephone

Husband`s Affair
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her

Golf Trouble
There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didn't matter what kind of weather it was, he was hooked on a round of golf on his d

Ex-Husband
This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks,

Homeless Woman
A lady was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dolla

Italian Girl
A woman goes to Italy to attend a two week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The

A true story from the Japanese Embassy in US:
Laloo Prasad was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets with President Bill Clinton. The instructor tol

Hillary`s Fortune
During a publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune-teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, t

When I was a toddler
When I was a toddler, someone gave me a little Tea Set as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. My father was in the living room engrossed in t

 

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