Before and After marriage
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love
Sardar Auto Repair Shop
Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop.
They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop.
They all waite
Give Him Another Chance
The leader says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Saradars are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?”
A Saradar works his way thro
Banta wants to die
Banta went to the emergency room with the tip of his index finger blown off.
“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to co
Fred and his girl friend
When Fred proposed to his girl friend she said, "I love the simple things
in life, Wally, but I don't want one of them for a husband?.
Irish Wife
At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husb
Ten Years Bad Luck
A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pallbearers are carrying the casket
Charlie's Hole In One
Robert goes golfing every Saturday. One Saturday, he comes home three hours late. His wife asks him, "What took you so long?"The guy says, "That was t
Biwi / padosan
Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo....
de k kushi uske sare gam chura lo...
pyar aisa karo ki....sub dekhte reh jaye......
Padosan bhi aa kar kahe....
EIFIL TOWER
AN OLD COUPLE ON HONEYMOON IN PARIS.
WIFE-PEHLE EIFEL TOWER CHALE YA HOTEL ROOM ? HUSBAND-PAHLE HOTEL ROOM CHALTE HAI, EIFEL TOWER TO KAL BHI KHADA R
Keeping your mouth shut helps
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.
Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Doctor, I dont know what to do. Every time my husband comes home dr
Checkmate
Whats Checkmate?
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u
&
wife asks WAS SHE HOT..??
U cnt say no
U cnt say yes
Dats Checkmate.!
Missed Call from Wife
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies dont Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does...
Tsunami
A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami.........
One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves touching on his feet....
he shouted to the Sea: N
Bangkok tour
Wife - Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..
Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaa
Successful Marriage
Succesful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE.
Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it.
Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions
&
Hu
Phone in wife hand
Its like a Mini Heart Attack, wen Men dont find their Mobile in their Pocket...
&
Its almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, When they see it in Wife hand.
1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise
Sahan Shakti
Wife : Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.
Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : Sahan Shakti
