3 GIRLFRIENDS
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spend
Biwi / padosan
Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo....
de k kushi uske sare gam chura lo...
pyar aisa karo ki....sub dekhte reh jaye......
Padosan bhi aa kar kahe....
EIFIL TOWER
AN OLD COUPLE ON HONEYMOON IN PARIS.
WIFE-PEHLE EIFEL TOWER CHALE YA HOTEL ROOM ? HUSBAND-PAHLE HOTEL ROOM CHALTE HAI, EIFEL TOWER TO KAL BHI KHADA R
Mass Mail
The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and, in less than a week,
Keeping your mouth shut helps
A woman goes to the doctor, beaten Black and Blue.
Doctor: What happened?
Woman: Doctor, I dont know what to do. Every time my husband comes home dr
Checkmate
Whats Checkmate?
U tell ur wife I saw a lady, looked xctly like u
&
wife asks WAS SHE HOT..??
U cnt say no
U cnt say yes
Dats Checkmate.!
Missed Call from Wife
All Men are Brave,
Horror Movies dont Scare them....
But 5 Missed Calls from Wife... Surely does...
Tsunami
A Man Lost his Wife In Tsunami.........
One Drunk-Night .....while standing on the Seashore, waves touching on his feet....
he shouted to the Sea: N
Bangkok tour
Wife - Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..
Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaa
IT Conversation :
Husband: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."
Wife???: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Successful Marriage
Succesful marriage is based on GIVE & TAKE.
Husband Gives Money, Gifts, Dresses
&
Wife Takes it.
Wife Gives Advices, Lectures, Tensions
&
Hu
Phone in wife hand
Its like a Mini Heart Attack, wen Men dont find their Mobile in their Pocket...
&
Its almost like a Brain Hemorrhage, When they see it in Wife hand.
1rs ka Petrol
Santa at petrol pump
Bhai 1rs ka petrol dal do.
Salesman: Bhai itna sa petrol
dalva ke kahan jana hai?
Santa: Jana kahan hai hum
to aise hi paise
professional couple..
Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband : Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife : Have you brought the ring?
Husband : Bad command or Fi
Sahan Shakti
Wife : Naari Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : Naari Ka Matlab Hai Shakti.
Wife : To Phir Purush Ka Matlab Kya Hai?
Husband : Sahan Shakti
Computer engineer!
A mechanical, electrical and computer engineer were riding together to an engineering seminar when the car suddenly began jerking and shuttering.
The
Umbalo-Gong
Santa and Banta fly to the south sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later Santa takes a b
Lazy Husband
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.
When the exam was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I
Bad Luck
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motio
