Poet, Singer, Writer, Admin of Indyaspeak.com
American women poll
A recent poll of American women asked the question:
Would you sleep with Bill Clinton?
Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Raabert had twins
Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam
Is ka kya karen?
Robert: Bass is gaddar ka kya karen?
Ajeet: Ise sui chubho chubho kar mar daalo… pulees samjhegi
Shorthand Seekh Legi
Scene: Ajeet thouroughly disgusted with Mona daaa..arrling’s typing.
Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke don
A Murga as a Gift
Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?
Aj
John Abrahm
was driving down the street in a sweat because he
had an important meeting and couldn’t find a pa
Jab Gabbar paida hua…
Gabber’s Father: Kya baat ho gayi?
Mother: Kambakht paida hote hi pooch raha tha KITNE AADMI THEY
Types of tense
Santa : Teen maidam.
Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
Santa : Madam, Maine kal aapki beti k
Galti ho gayi
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Ha
Mother language
Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongu
How to make girlfriend
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to
Brotherly love
Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virt
Lipstick prints on mirror
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of
Three english words
Ek teacher ne class ke students ko english ke 3 word likh ke lane ko kaha. Toh ek student apne ghar
Essay on milk
Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring
This is not fair
Teacher asked to a student,”Rony if 2 & 2 makes four how is 4 & 4 ?”
Student replied,
Father’s business
Teacher asked to the student: What is your father doing?
Student replied: “Furniture sale busines
Learning tense
Once the teacher was teaching tenses.
Boy : Miss, what will be the present tense of samsung?
Teach
Be quite at church
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, “and wh
