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Kitab kiska hai
Teacher: Yeh kitab kiski hai?
Student: Sir, kagaj ki.
Teacher: Yeh toh mujhe bhi pataa hai.
Stude
T.V mathmatics
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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The boy repli
Modern students
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class.
What about you?
Student: Sir at
Quotes converted…
Original Quote:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
Different Noises
A group of young children were siting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn a
Punctuation Is Powerful
An English professor wrote the words:
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the blackboard a
When is there time to study?
It is no fault of the student because a year has only 365 days.
Days in a year = 365 days
Sundays
Birthday Present
Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?
Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car aroun
Times have changed
Trying to explain to a five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, a father pointed to th
10 Fun Things To Do In A Final Exam
Here are the 10 fun things to do in a final exam. But beware, you’d have to be ready for the conse
Internet Is Very Useful
Guy 1: “How’s your history paper coming?”
Guy 2: “Well, my history professor suggested that
Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father
Dead Body Cycling
During an English lesson, the teacher notices that a boy was not paying attention to him.
Teacher:P
Who, me?
Teacher: Johnny, name two pronouns.
Johnny: Who, me?
Teacher: Very good!
Pappu and Mrs. Chatterjee
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Mrs. Chatterjee stopped to gen
Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Jaan-e-man… ees dil me aaja na!
Girl : Sandal nikalu kya?
Boy : Pagli, yeh mandir nahi…
Before u date my daughter, fill this up
A father mentions the terms and conditions before anyone dates his daughter!
Answer the following f
The sweetest proposal by a kindergarten boy:
Boy: ka tm mujh se shadi talodi
Girl: no
Boy: kallo na yal paleesssh
Girl: main bahin kar
Impossible final exams
Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time limit: 2 hours. Begin im
Difficult Interview Question!
Interviewer said “I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Thin
