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Aisi Jaan!
Sir: ‘bachcho kasam khao kabhi sharab,sigret nahi pioge,non veg nahi khaoge.’
Bachche: ‘
And he walked everywhere he went
A young man comes home and says “Dad, I just got my driver’s license and so would like to use th
Expelled for poor eye-sight
A middle aged man was walking down the street. He saw a business acquaintance looking downcast.
As worse as it gets!!
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything
Hobbies!!
Once a teacher was asking the students about their hobbies.
Teacher to boy1: What is your hobby?
What is the answer
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was
If students get wrong concept
A college student was in a philosophy class, where there was a class discussion about whether or not
Sentence starting with “I”
Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Pappu : I is…
Teacher : No, PAP
What is my age?
Teacher : There is a frog, ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age?
Student
Worst exam ever
A college student needed a small two-hour course to fill his schedule and the only one available was
Biggest lie
Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says,“Why are you arguing?
Short And Sweet Answer…
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPP
Who discovered America?
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. No
Some important laws which Mr. Newton forgot to state
LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you
Best Buddies
Nancy announced that she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds she had put on recently.
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Best Consultant
Doctor Simon is known throughout London as one of the best consultants on arthritis. He always has a
Best Kept Secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women were more trustworthy.
Car Dents
Banta was driving back from Shimla when there was a terrible hailstorm. Huge hailstones the size of
Lost Tourist
A man from Lahore was touring Punjab and got lost. He saw Santa working in his field and stopped for
Faithful Wife
Santa is talking to Banta about married life.
"You know," he says, "I really trust my wife,
