Jhoothi girlfriend ^_^
Boy : Kahan per ho?
Girlfriend : Me apny Papa ki Corolla car me hoon.
Abhi driver mujhy club chhor
Computer marriage...
Ladki :
Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki
Fir whatsapp pr chati
Osama ka Chiraag ^_^
Ek aadmi ko raaste me ek chiraag mila usne use ragda aur...
Booom
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Glass mai sharap ^_^
Santa sharab peekar ek saadhu se takaraa gya..
Saadhu Gusse se : Ayee murkh , Ja mai tujhe SHARAP d
Banta Uth yaar bhukamp aa rha hai ^_^
Santa : Yaar uth bhukamp aa rha hai, , saara ghar hil rha hai..
Banta : Soja saale soja, ghar gire
Amazing India...
Funny meanings of places in
english
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1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"
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Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho mai...
Santa : Baith kar mehbuba ki baaho me aisa josh aaya...
Banta :Wah!
Sabse jyda nasha hai KITAAB mai ^_^
Santa : Sabse Jyada Nasha Kisme Hota hai?
Banta : Shrab Me?
Santa : No
Banta : Pyar
How Life Changes...
EK aisa waqt tha...
Dost bolte the...
"Chalo, milkar kuch plan banate hai"
Aur...
Ab bolt
Santa foot foot kar roya bechara...
Santa: My wife died yesterday...
Im tr
Soach or Wahem mein fark
Lady Teacher:
'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?
Student:
Aap mast item hai ye hamari
Scratch here for ANSWERS ^_^
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer,
then put lin
Aapki uumar mai Bhagat Singh faansi chadd gye the...
Ek ladka bahot der sota tha...
Baap : Jab tumhare jitne Lal Bahadur Shastri the
wo subah 5 b
Ek zamana tha ^_^
DAD : Ek zamana tha ke main 10 rupye me kiraana, sabji, Dudh aur Nashta leke aata tha.
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Class Room is like a Train...
Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r Reserve
Kya aap mujhe apna cell no. de sakti hai ? ^_^
Every boy, girls se kuch din chat karne ke
Baad ek baat zarur bolta hai..!!
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Do you have GF ?
Interviewer : Do you have a GF ?
Boy : No
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Lucky Boyfriend ^_^
Kitna lucky hoga wo boyfriend..
Jiski Girlfriend
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Height of prank call
Santa : Hello pooja hai..?
Banta : Nahi…
Santa : To karvalo… Jai Mata Di!!
Sweet insult
1 choti bacchi ne darwaza khola aur apne bhaiya ki
girlfriend ko dekh ke boli..
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