zuckerberg Ki Mom
ज़केरबर्ग एक मात्र इंसान होगा इस धरती प
Bhagwan Se Sawaal
ek baar aadmi ne bhagwan se kaha,
“aapne aurat ko itna sundar kyon banaya hai?”
Kanjoos Aadmi
Khud ko kar kanjoos itna ki..
har sms bhejne se pehle,
SERVICE CENTER wale khud call kar k
ICU Me Hosh Aaya
Baith kar apni mehbuba ki zulfo k saye me aisa josh aaya,
wah wah!
Phir..
phir..
Usk Pap
Shararti ladka
Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Saste Me Shadi
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 15
Santa Kutub Minar Se Gaya
Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gy
Santa Ko Faasi Di Jayegi
जेलर : कल तुम्हे फासी दी जाएगी..
संता
Santa Sabse Bada Challenge Kya Hai
संता :- सबसे बड़ा चॅलेंज क्या है?
बंत
Banta - Mein Apni Maa par Gaya hu
Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya
Aur
Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
.
Santa's Girlfriend
Santa kissed his girlfriend in the park.
Girl: Please, all this should be done only after mar
Love Shayari for Lover
Mera Dil, Jigar, Kidney, Liver ho tum,
Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum.
Doob kar jism
You Have No Boyfriend
Boy: Why dont you have A Boyfriend?
Girl: I Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend.
Why Do
Girlfriend Ask Question
Girlfriend asks: Have you ever cheated, lied or broken a promise? To satisfy his girl, the boy repli
Rahul In ISRO
Rahul in a rally in Uttar Pradesh:
ISRO Se Mera Bachpan Ka Rishta Hai. Jab Bhi School Jata
BJP And People
BJP: We want Congress Mukt Bharat!
People: Why! But how?
BJP: Sab Congress MPs Ko Hum Apni
All Politicians on the moon
Politicians on the moon:
Q: What do you call 1 Politician on the moon?
A: Problem....
Q: What do
Maje Kiske Lenge Fir
Should Rahul Gandhi quit leading the Congress?
India: Yes
Congress: Yes
BJP: No! Never
Past Vs Present Wife
2015: wife..
.
Husband: ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara..
.
.
Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Z
Wife Ko Bangkok Jana Hai
Wife: Tum muje apne sath Bangkok kyu nahi le jate..??
Best answer given ever :-
Husband: A
