Beautiful Girl
Boy: Hey !
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Girl: Hi ! What u doing ?
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Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in
Rahul Gandhi for 2019 Elections Alia Bhatt Jokes with Aamir Khan and Mahesh Bhatt India has all JUGAAD Girls heart is like water 3 Ways to write in an Exam Classic insult While in examination hall Got married recently Bachcha aur Milk Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley Alia Bhatt on Budget by Arun Jaitley I saw you on Road today Manmohan Sabji lene gaye! Engineer Trolled by Plumber Frustrated professional joke Sanjay Dutt aur Baapu Pappu aur Traffic Policeman Funny question by a girlfriend Just Kidding
Breaking News
Rahul Gandhi has started early preparation for 2019 polls.
Slogan is ready
Aamir Khan: How did India get Independence?
Alia: When you hit a six against England! (Lagaan)&
5 Ke Beech Me 4 Likhkar Batao ?
China : Mazak Mat Karo.
Japan : Namumkin
American : S
Girl’s heart is like water,
Boy’s heart is like mobile,
Water falls on mobile,
3 Ways to write in EXAM:
1 Look up for INSPIRATION,
2 Look down for CONCENTRATION
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Boyfriend: can you be the moon of my life?
Girlfriend: Awww Yes sweetheart..!!
Boyfriend:
While in examination hall :
1st one hour – calligraphy
2nd one hour – cursive
Employee to his boss,
“Sir,Increase my salary, I got married recently.”
The bo
Bachcha: Doodh peene se rang gora hota hai?
Doctor: Haa, hota hai!
Bachcha: Jhooth, Phir b
Hey Celina Jaitley….
Nice budget by your father…
regards:
Alia Bhatt
Hey Celina Jaitley….
Nice budget by your father…
regards:
Alia Bhatt
I saw You on the ROAD today.
U were looking So fine,
Your face SO divine,
Your walk S
Manmohan Singh sabjee lene gaye…
Sabji wale se puchha:
Bhindi ka bhaav kya hai?
Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gaya
labour charge 800 rupaiye..
Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki i
Boss : kaha gaye the
Employee : bal katwane
Boss : Office hours me?
Employee : bal ba
In Jail..
Sanjay Dutt: Jailer sahab, Mujhe fir se baapu dikh rela hai!
Jailer: Kidhar?
Traffic Policeman: 100 fine de aur nikal jaa yahaan se.
Pappu: Sir! Satyamev Jayate waapas aa r
Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 6
Girl: wow….. Konsi company ka???
Boy: ja behen tu
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
