Really Girls are Very Smart
Girl: Bhaiya yeh apple kaise diye? Apple wala: 100 Rs ke 10 Girl: kuchh kam karo na plz.... . Ap

Santa in the train
Ek baar Santa train mein safar kar raha tha Train mein bahut bheed hone ke karan, Santa ek Ganje aa

Santa ka interview
Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi? Sant

Politicians and Diapers
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and

New Generation Wedding
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married? Boy: Yes! Girl: Yes!

Santa aur Baarish
Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, tab hi baarish ho jaati. Ek din dhoop nikli toh usne shukr kiya aur duka

Truly 5 Wonders
5 Wonders of the World!!

New Technology
Before and After Technology!!

Sharabi ka wife ko SMS
Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya… “Party khatam hone wali hai,

Santas E Banking Password
Santa’s e-banking password was: “ram-sita-laxman-hanuman-ravan-delhi-kejriwal” B

Clean India Campaign ka Asar
The Modi Effect

Banta ne bataye cheese ke naam
Teacher : Name different type of Cheese. Banta :
1. White
2. Cottage
3. Mozarella

Kejriwal Batting ke liye taiyaar hai lekin
Kejriwal: Main batting ke liye taiyaar hoon, lekin meri kuchh sharte hain

1. Koi tej gend

Kejriwal Ne 12 Baje kiya dhamaal
Kejriwal ne 12 baje ghadi me time dekha
To usne ghadi tod di..
Jab Kisi ne puchha kyun tod

Indian definition of Electricity
Teacher: What is Electricity ?
Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extre

This is 21st Century
21st Century Our Phones: Wireless
Cooking: Fireless
Cars: Keyless
Food: Fatlewss

Never Underestimate the power
Never underestimate the power of three things;
1. Wife angry for a reason;
2. Wife angry w

Husband, Wife and A Phone Call
Phone rings at night…
Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!
Wife (on p

Santa ko Sanskrit Seekhni hai
Santa: Aap mujhe sanskrit seekha do,
Pandit: kyun?
Santa: Devtaao ki bhasha hai, Swarg mei

Santa aur Teacher
Santa at his best..
Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?
Santa is quiet?
Teacher tries ag