Rajnikant vs Alia
Question to both in a competition.What is half of 8?Rajni: 4Alia: Depend करता है… अगर horizontally half करो तो &r
Flat 70% Off
आलिया भट्ट एक दुकान में गयी..
आलिया : 2 BHK का क्या भाव है ?
दुक
Listening...
Yo mamma so stupid she put two M&M's in her ear and said she was listening to Eminem.
Parked Car
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Plasma TV...
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on an iPad she made a plasma TV.
A Bakery...
Yo momma's so fat, she has more rolls than a bakery.
World Wide
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.
Facebook se Alag Dunia
संता अपने बेटे की फेसबुक की लत से परेशान होकर बोलाअरे बेट
New Lamborghini
Girl : I want to breakup with you.
You don't ever call me, you get lost.Boy : Arre main busy tha,
new Lamborghini Aventador liya maine.Girl : awwww!
Types of Woman
Types of Woman:
HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. INTERNET woman: Di
Pahle Matlab
संता (बंता से)- आई एम गोइंग का मतलब बताओ।
बंता (संता से)- मैं
Student Life
Truth of student life - . .
First bench student knows how to answer every problem. . .
But the last bench
Student knows how to face every problem.
Aji Sunte Ho
Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji? . . Husband:- Kya? . . Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,
Accounts Me 99% Marks Laayi Hai. . . Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kaha Gaya?
Five Minutes
True Story: . . In Bed, Its 6:00 am, If u close ur eyes for 5 minutes,
Its direct 7:45. . . . . But . . . In lecture its 12:30, u close ur eyes for 5
Mobile ki Battery
Zindagi mein baaki kuch 100% ho na ho. . . . Ghar se bahar Nikalte waqt. . . . . Mobile ki battery 100% hona zaroori hai.
Typing Speed
Exams!!
Netaji Apka Beta
टीचर- नेता जी आपका बेटा फेल हो गया है और आप लड्डू बांट रहे ह
Teddy Bear
What a Cute Answer?
Girlfriend: You think I am fat now?? Boyfriend: No baby,
You have just become my
Teddy bear from a Barbie doll....
You Have No Brain
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
Pappu: Sir, can you
Translate in English
Done-Dana-Dan....
