Raat Bhar Padhunga
Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya.
Heads aya to sona hai, Tails aaya to film dekhana hai.. Khada raha to gane sunuga. Agar hawa me raha. To raat
Before Lending Notebooks
What Girls do before lending Notebooks:
1. Time pe wapas de dena. 2. Kho mat dena. 3. Pages faadna mat aur mode mat dena. 4. Kisi aur ko mat dena 5.
Mare Paise Wapas Karo
संता (वेटर से)- मैं यहां नही रहूंगा मेरा पैसा वापिस करो,इतन
Jaldi Se Batao
जज - सुना है पिछले दस साल से तुमने अपनी पत्नी को डरा धमका कर
Kaun Sa Department
TEACHER: Wo Kaun Sa Department hai,
Jisme Aurat Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti..?? STUDENT: Fire Brigade.. TEACHER: Wo Q..?? STUDENT: Aurato Ka Kaam AAG Laga
Cricket Match
पति: प्लीज, क्रिकेट वाला चैनल लगा दो।
बीवी: नही लगाऊँगी ।
A Wife and Husband
Movie....
Four Facts
Four Facts!!
Dusre Doctor K Pass
Wife: Suno Doctor Ne Muje 1 Mahina Aaram K Liye,
Switzerland Ya Paris Jaane Ko Kaha Hai.
Hum Kaha Jayenge ? . . Husband: Dusre Doctor K Pass......
Mood Nahi Banta
Bhagwan ka diya sab kuch hai.
Books hai
Notes hai
Time hai . . Aur hausla to itna hai ki.. . . Jab chahe padh ke TOP kar sakte hai,
Bus 1 hi baat
Made the iPad
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
A Girl..........
A Girl.
New Generation
New Generation:
Facebook : last seen 8 secs ago
Watsapp : last seen 4 secs ago . . But . . # Textbook : last seen 8 months ago....
Two Friends
Dost ne dusre dost se dosti khatam kardi.. . 2nd Dost udaas nahi tha.. . kisine wajah poochi ke tum udaas kyu nahi ho.. ?? . To 2nd dost ne kaha k Mai
Friends in Life
You have three types of Friends in life:
Friends for a reason,
Friends for a season,
And Friends for a lifetime.....
Life is about Creating Yourself
"I didn't complete my University.."-- Bill Gates
"I Stitched Shoes in childhood.."-- Abraham Lincoln
"I was the one who served in Hotels.."Oberoi
"
Childhood Memory
One of the best childhood memory. . . It doesn't matter if you sleep on a sofa, . . or floor, or any where. . . u'll always wake up on Bed....
Kuchh Bhi Nai
Teacher: Agr Tum apne Dost Ko 500 Do,
Usko 200 Ki Zarurt Ho Toh,
Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ?? . . . . Student: Kuchh Bhi Nai.. . . . Teacher: Kya Tum Math
Kya Kar Rahay Ho
Girl: Hello jaan kya kar rahay ho? Boy shave kar raha hon, Girl: Jab B Mai Tum ko call krti hun,
Tum Shave kar rahe hotay ho,
Tum din Me kitni d
Net 3G ya 2G
Santa opened a new tailor shop.
Girl: " kurti ki baazu 'Net' wali banana." . . . . . . . Santa: "3G ya 2G?"
