Bus Ka Kiraya
Girl: Aaj mere dad ne mjhe,
Tumhare Sath bike pe jate huay dekh lia. Boy: oohh!! kya bole wo?? Girl: Bas wohi hua jiska darr Tha.
Bus ka kiraya w
Buy Happiness
It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places...
Feel the Rain
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.
True Friendship
TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically.
Break Down
Escalators don't break down... they just turn into stairs.
My wife and I
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Most of It
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Nobody Cares
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Great Teacher
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
Do You Know That
Do You Know That
Tufano me Kashti
Teacher asked a boy -
Why dont u study d whole year? & study Only during exams ?? . . Boy Replied…
Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand
Muje Late Ho Raha Hai
He: Hi, How are you?
She: Sorry busy!! Baad Me Baat Karti hu Muje Late Ho Raha Hai,
Dinner Ke Liye Hotel Taj Me.
He: Baby Aap Kuch Bhool Rahi Ho.
Fevi Quick
Fevi Quick
Head of the Family
It is said that Husband is the head of the family,
But
Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly the w
Biggest Internet Lie
The Biggest Internet Lie that we have all told at least once . . . . . "I have Read & I agree to the Terms & conditions.."
5 Star Hotel
PAPPU Found Rs. 100/-
He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner... Bill Rs. 3000/- He Was Unable To Pay!! Manager Handed Him To Police!! He Gave Rs. 1
Ghar nahi aa sakta
A Husband calls wife after Drink Party,
Ghar nahi aa sakta,
Car ka steering, gear, break sab chori ho gaya hai.
1 ghante baad phir call karta hai,
Birthday Cake
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat "Birthday Cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Past Future Present
Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
When is your Birthday
"When's your birthday?"
"June 2nd."
"What year?"
"Every year!"
