Today is my Birthday
Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
I told my computer that today is my birthday,
And it said that I needed an upgrade.
Climbed over a Glass
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Call Button
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" butto
Lowered the Prices
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Eat the Spam
Yo momma is so poor she created a gmail account just so she can eat the spam.
Phone Number
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said,
"I need your weight not your phone number."
April Foooooll
Hey U KnowWhich is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1.U Know Why??If she accept its your luck.Otherwise just tell April Foooooll....
This is a Virus
WARNINGThis is a VIRUS . . .When you turn your Computer off it WON'T WORK AGAIN....
Battery Low
Friend 1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.Friend 2: Kyu?Friend 1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” Ab tak 56 battery bada
Confidential Information
Dad: What time did you go to bed last night?Boy: Sorry but that information is confidential!
Mujh Per Hans Rahi Hai
A boy told his friend, “Yaar aik larki mujh ko hans ke dekh rahi hai“Friend: Sahi se dekh, hans ke dekh rahi hai ya dekh ke hans rahi hai.
Dil Chura Liya
Patient to Nurse: I Love You. Tumne mera dil chura liya hai!Nurse: Chal hat jhute, Humne to teri kidney churai hai !!
Order Order
Judge: Order! Order!Pappu: Ek full chicken masala, 4 paratha, 1 kabab aur 1 coffee.Judge: Shut up!Pappu: Shut up nahi 7 up....
A Maths Teacher
Maths teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
Vidya Ke Liye
Teacher: Tum school kyun aate ho?Student: Vidya ke liye sir!Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho?Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi hai isliye sir!
Ek Chota Baccha
Ek chota baccha bahut der se,Ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki Ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha,Budha aadmi: Kya kar
Master Ka Ghar
Bhola: Itne kum marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.Pappu: Haan papa, chalo Maine oos master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai....
Beta Papa Se
Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki, Mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, Itna bada toh abhi
Money talks
Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.
Relationships
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
