Kanjus Santa
Kanjoos santa ka achanak chat se pair fisal gaya,
aur wo neeche girne laga.
Jaise hi teesri manzil per uski kitchen kikhidki ke samne se guzra,
apn
American attacked by Afgani
An Afganistani boy took admission in an American school ...
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name
Santa ki faasi se phle aakhri icha...
Inspector to Santa : Faansi se pehle,bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai???
Santa : Mere pair upar aur sir neeche kar k faansi de do!!!
Boy on date in restaurant...
Boy on date in Restaurant
Boy : Jaan tum se ek baat kehna chahta hun... Girl : Kya...?? Boy : I already have a girl friend... Girl : Dara diya saale
Long drive pe chal...
Girl : HUM Kahan Ja Rahe Hain? Boy : Long Drive Par Girl : Wow !!! Pehle Kyun Nai Batya Boy : Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai Girl : Kaisay BoY : Break Nai
Girlfriend Date Pe Bahut Hi Choti Skirt Pahan...
Girlfriend Date Pe Bahut Hi Choti Skirt Pahan Ke Aayi...
Use Dekh Ke Boyfriend Bola...
Boyfriend : Itni Choti Skirt?, Tumhari Maa Ne Kuch Nahi Kaha?
Intelligent Pappu
Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ??? Pappu : Kar di na pagalon wali baat,
Duniya mei 1 hi desh hai INDIA Baki sab to videsh hai
3 boys proposed a girl...
3 boys proposed a girl CHULBUL : Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu.
Girl:" Wo to sab kehte hain ROWDY : Mai tumhare liye chand taare tod kar
Santa aadhi raat ko...
Santa Aadhi Raat Ko Apni moti Biwi Ko Jaga Ke bola... Ghut Ghut Ke Marna Sahi Hai Ya Ekdum Se? Biwi: Ekdum Se !! Santa: To Apni Dusri TAANG Bhi Muj
Santa ki aakhri khvaish...
Jailer : Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa : Biwi Se Jailer : Maa-Baap se nahi Santa : Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir
Daya khooni andar hai ... tod do darwaza...
Gandhi : Hinsa achi baatnhi, use chor do... Einstein : Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do... Manmohan: Theek hai... Sonia : Desh k liye mujhe votedo... Ar
Gf ek boyfriend anek...
Gf : Jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge Bf : Abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h... aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h
Dupatta was invented in india so that...
Dupatta was invented in India,
so that
women can cover their face and
avoid detection by family members,
when roaming on a bike with their boyf
Teacher Shocked... Pappu Rocked...
Sir : Akbar kaun tha ?? Pappu : Pata nahin.. SIR : Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.. Pappu : Sir Love, Pankaj, Avinash kaun hai ?? SIR : Pata nahi
Father: What's the name of our PM ?, funny reply by son ^_^
Father : What's the name of our PM ? Son : We don't have PM in our Country. Father (gets angry) : Shutup! Tell me the name of our PM. Son : Okay d
Jab Santa ne dekha Bhoot ko...
Santa: kal main raat ko bathroom mai gaya to ander bhoot tha
Banta: to fir kya hua? . . . . . . Santa: Hona kya tha main bhoot se bola tum kar lo bh
Ladki ki baate sunkar shopkeeper hua behosh...
Ladki ne new laptop liya....
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli : ye lapy bekar he, isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
Har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-
Jab ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle to . . . . . . . . . . . . ghee garam krlo . . har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-
Aaj kal ke bachhe...
Flight me Pilot ne announce kia :
'Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.
Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola :
'Ab to bas ek g
Chor ander kaise jayenge ... darwaja to Santa todd kr le gya ^_^
Santa ne Ghar ka Darwaza ukhada or kandhe pe rakh k Bazar me gya
1 Admi ne poucha : o paaji,Kya Drwaza Bechna h? Santa : Nhi Tala Khulwana hai Chabi
