3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki...
3 sardaro ne daru pee k ek taxi roki... Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di...
aur bola...
lo saab hum pahuch gaye .. 1st ne use p
Tune phle batting kr li, ab bollowing nhi milegi...
We can never have All-rounders like Jacques Kallis in India, because ??? "Saale Tune pahli batting kar li na ? ab pehle bowling nahi milegi "
Alok Naths request to Mark Zuckerberg
Alok Nath meets Mark Zuckerberg . . . . . . and Requests for an Aashirwad button on Facebook.
Santa ne uthai sir pe kutubminar...
Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ki woh kutubminar ko sir pe rakh k mumbai le jayega"...
Sare news wale waha pahuch gye....
Tab bola "Bas sala koi utha
Girl failed in english exam ? but she thinks its unpossible
Boy :- I heared you failed in english ? . . . . . . . . . . . Girl :- who telled you ? it is unpossible .. i sawed the result yesterday , i passed awa
Teacher wears sun glasses ... but why ... ?
During My School Days My Teacher Always Used To Wear Sun Glasses,
Do You Know Why ?? Because I Was Such A Bright Student
Mahek whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hogi...
Mahek Whisky ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, Pine se Zindagi khatam nahi hoti. Botal ke satah ho agar Namkeen aur Gold flake, To Zindagi SULTAN MIRZA se kam n
jaan de sakta h per daru nhi chor sakta
Aashiqui 2 dekh ke pata chala ki . . . . . 1 ladka 1 ladki ke liye jaan de sakta hai but . . . DARU nahi chhor sakta...
Sending student out of the class isn't a punishment.
One of the best misconception in school/college life: . . . . . . . . . Teachers think sending student out of the class is a punishment...
Stupid Science
SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai.. Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ''Dead Bodies'' to paani me h
Cow and cats both are sisters ^_^
Cow & Cat both are sisters.. Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho. I'm telling you, Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi
Battameez chuha
Ek "CHUHA" THA ? ? ? ? , ? ? ! ? ? ( + ? ~ , ? ( , . . . ! Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya.. Warna itna kuch likha tha aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho
Boss Vs. Employee
Boss : kaha Gaye the ?
Employee : Baal katwane
Boss : office hours me ?
Employee : Baal badhe bhi to office hours me hee hai...
Boss : ghar me bhi
2 Pagalo ki kahani
Ek pagal ne ek pagal ki jaan bachai
Doctor ne usse office bulaya or kaha
Tum ne us pagal ko pani k tub se nikal kar ye sabit kiya hai ki tum normal
Baap pe hua charas ka asar
Baap: Beta zindagi me kabhi Charas na peena,
. .
warna wo jo aage 4 Aadmi ja rahe hai na Wo 8 nazar aayenge,
. . . . . . . . . . .
Beta: "Magar Da
Budhiya ne bnaya Daaku ko aaurat
Daaku (budhiya se) : jitna bhi maal he tere pass sab de de mujhe jaldi Budiya : ye le mera haar ye le mera jhumka Ye le meri payal Ye le meri nath
Result mai ye kya ho gya ^_^
During exam: . . Yeh bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . Ye bhi ho gaya . . . . . . . . . . . . . In Result: yeh kyaa ho gaya...
FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ? Candidate : M P. Sir Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father's Name ?
Candidate :
Rishta vahi soach nayi...
Boys girls ko item kyo kahte hai? Kyoki item means maal... Maal means paisa... Paisa means laxmi... Aur ladkiyo ko ghar ki laxmi kahte hai "Risht
Bachhe ke Bill Gates se 5 sawal ^_^
Ek 5th class ka bacha Bill Gates koletter likhta h
Sir, Mujhe Kuch Sawal Poochne Hai...
1. Keyboard K Letters Sahi JagaNahiHen,Keyboard Ka SahiVer
