Dangerous Dosti...
I came home late today, and dad asked: "Where have u been?" I replied: "i was at my friend's place..." Dad called 10 of friends right in front
Happy birthday Tuyu ^_^
Pados mein kya chal raha he? "Birthday hai" "Kiska?" "Tuyu ka." "Tuyu?" "Ha! Sunai to kuch aisa hi de raha hai... .
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Happy Birthday Tuyu!
Jis din jamanat huyi hmari us din zindgi khatam tumhari ...
Jailer : Suna hain tum shayar ho Kuch sunao yaar . . . . Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
k ... gm ... hmmmm... insaan h ya bhains ^_^
Aaj tak samjh mein nahi aaya ki OK ki jagah " K " aur GOOD MORNING ki jagah " GM " likhne wale, Jeewan ke 2 seconds bacha ke kya ukhaad lete hain ?
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Computer marriage...
Ladki : Papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan ki Fir whatsapp pr chating ki Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya.
Pap
Osama ka Chiraag ^_^
Ek aadmi ko raaste me ek chiraag mila usne use ragda aur...
Booom . . . . Booom . . . . . Budum..
Aur aadmi mar gaya.
Moral- kuch chije alladin ki
Amazing India...
Funny meanings of places in english . 1=Large State "Maha-Rastra" . 2=Place of Kings "Raja-Sthan" . 3=Mr. City "Shri-Nagar" . 4=Rhythm of Eyes "Naini-
Soach or Wahem mein fark
Lady Teacher:
'Soch' aur 'Wahem' mein kya fark hai?
Student:
Aap mast item hai ye hamari 'Soch' hai, aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aapka 'Weha
Scratch here for ANSWERS ^_^
New way of writting answers in exams.
If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch her
Aapki uumar mai Bhagat Singh faansi chadd gye the...
Ek ladka bahot der sota tha...
Baap : Jab tumhare jitne Lal Bahadur Shastri the wo subah 5 bje uuth kar ghumne ke liya jaya karte the...
Beta: Jab
Ek zamana tha ^_^
DAD : Ek zamana tha ke main 10 rupye me kiraana, sabji, Dudh aur Nashta leke aata tha. . . . . . . . BETA: Ab possible nahi hai dad, Kyoon ki ab dukaa
Class Room is like a Train...
Class Room is Like a Train . . . . .
1st Two Benches r Reserved For VIP,
Nxt Two Benches r General coach . . . Then,
Last Two Benches are Very De
Kya aap mujhe apna cell no. de sakti hai ? ^_^
Every boy, girls se kuch din chat karne ke
Baad ek baat zarur bolta hai..!! . . . . . . . . . . . . Kya aap mujhe apna cell no. de sakti hain..!!
Do you have GF ?
Interviewer : Do you have a GF ? Boy : No . . . . . . . . Interviewer : Bhaag saale, ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya ghanta patayega.
Height of prank call
Santa : Hello pooja hai..? Banta : Nahi… Santa : To karvalo… Jai Mata Di!!!
Sweet insult
1 choti bacchi ne darwaza khola aur apne bhaiya ki girlfriend ko dekh ke boli.. . . . . . . . . . . "Aap roz bhaiya se milne aati ho, AAPKA apna bhaiy
Mahatma Gandhi ki friend request ayi hai....
fake ID ki bhi hadd ho gayi dosto . . . . . . . . . . Mahatma Gandhi ki friend request aayi hai...!!
Ladkiyo ka naya trend !!!
Aaj kal ki ladkiyo ka naya trend.. . . . . . . . . . . I like you , i love you but as a friend
Girls with friend's request problem...
To Every girl suffering from many friend's request on Facebook..!! .
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Put Your Real picture 8O% Can get rid of that problem
Girl Dish : Jalebi...
Jalebi ko girl dish kyun kaha jata hai?
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Kyun ki ye kabhi seedhi nahi ho sakti par hoti bahut sweet hai
