Patni Ka Kehar
पति वह प्राणी है जो भूत प्रेत से बेशक न डरे मगर…..
पत्न
Employee Vs Boss Problem
Employee : “हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है,
दोनों हाथ क
Buri Aadat
1 sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua to 1 aurat bache
ko dekh k boli: – kitna pyara bacha hai…???
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola, Aur
CEO In FB And Whatsapp
Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya karte ho…?
Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun.
Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…?
Four Facts
Four Facts!!
New Generation
New Generation:
Facebook : last seen 8 secs ago
Watsapp : last seen 4 secs ago . . But . . # Textbook : last seen 8 months ago....
Fevi Quick
Fevi Quick
1 Kilo Aatta
Pappu: Dettol sabun hai ? . Dukandaar: Hai, . Pappu : Accha wala ? . Dukndar: Ha . Pappu: Acchi quality ka hai na? . Dukndr: Ha... . Pappu : Hath dhok
Everythings
Wikipedia : " I know everything "Google : " I have everything "Facebook : " I know everybody "Internet : " without me u r no body "..Electricity : " A
Passing marks are still 35 ^_^
Dollar has increased to Rs. 55... Milk has increased to Rs. 40... Petrol has increased to Rs. 72... Thank God! Passing Marks are still 35...
American attacked by Afgani
An Afganistani boy took admission in an American school ...
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name
Intelligent Pappu
Teacher : Ye batao ki Duniya mei kitne desh hai ??? Pappu : Kar di na pagalon wali baat,
Duniya mei 1 hi desh hai INDIA Baki sab to videsh hai
3 boys proposed a girl...
3 boys proposed a girl CHULBUL : Mai tumhare liye apni jaan de sakta hu.
Girl:" Wo to sab kehte hain ROWDY : Mai tumhare liye chand taare tod kar
Dupatta was invented in india so that...
Dupatta was invented in India,
so that
women can cover their face and
avoid detection by family members,
when roaming on a bike with their boyf
Teacher Shocked... Pappu Rocked...
Sir : Akbar kaun tha ?? Pappu : Pata nahin.. SIR : Padhai ki taraf dhyan do.. Pappu : Sir Love, Pankaj, Avinash kaun hai ?? SIR : Pata nahi
Father: What's the name of our PM ?, funny reply by son ^_^
Father : What's the name of our PM ? Son : We don't have PM in our Country. Father (gets angry) : Shutup! Tell me the name of our PM. Son : Okay d
Ladki ki baate sunkar shopkeeper hua behosh...
Ladki ne new laptop liya....
Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli : ye lapy bekar he, isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he.
Har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-
Jab ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle to . . . . . . . . . . . . ghee garam krlo . . har baat me ungli krna jruri hai kya ? -__-
Aaj kal ke bachhe...
Flight me Pilot ne announce kia :
'Hum ek ghante me land karne wale hain.
Fir wo mic band karna bhool gaya aur co-pilot se bola :
'Ab to bas ek g
Maa da laadla
Papa : Whom u like more mama or papa?
Kid : Both
Papa : No tell me 1?
Kid : Both
Papa : If i go to America & Ur mother go to Paris Whr will u
