Paper ko dekhu ya madam ko ^_^
After Exam::
1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers : Pass h
Sleeping improves your gk...
Who Invented Steam Engine?? . . . . . . Student : ‘What’ Sir ? . . . . . Teacher : Yes, Its Correct! ”JAMES WATT!” Sit down !
Akhir Santa ne khali copy kyu di examiner ko ?
Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai ?
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kya aapko pta h "Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota h" ?
Jab lion 3 bar dahadta hai to kya hota hai?
Batao kya hota hai?
Nahin malum?
Abey nalayak Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hai.
Do you know ? Badal itne kaley kyo hote he
Do u know ? ?
Badal itne kaley kyo hote he ???
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumte hai ^_^
Jatt aur baniya
Jatt: Oye Yara Machli Khayega?
Baniya: Nahi Yaar Us me Kaante Hote Hain.
Jatt: Oye Chhor Yaar, Chappal Pehen K Kha Lena….
Teacher to Ramu...
Teacher to Ramu: Ramu Kal School kyo nahi aaye. Ramu to Teacher: Sir Kal Gir gaya tha or lag gayi thi, Teacher asked: Kanah gir gaye the or
English movie hindi names ^_^
Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies:
"Mission Impossible" "Eee Naa Ho Payi""Mission Impossible- 2 "Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naaho Payi" "Titanic" "Nau
Kala Bulb ^_^
Pappu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena
Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota, Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge?
Pappu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend
Never loose hope ... DAYA is still an Inspector ^_^
Dont loose hope if you aren't getting Promotion in Office.
Remember... Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector !!
Reebok company ka iphone6 ^_^
Boy-Dekho Maine Naya iPhone 6 Kharida Hai..
Girl- Konsi Company Ka Hai..
Boy-Ja Behen Tu Ghar Ja,Reebok Ka Hai..
Phle ghar jate Parle-g khate the or ab...
hamare bigadne ka kya alam bataye galib pehle ghar jate waqt " Parle-g" khate huye jate thy aur ab "baba eliachi" kha ke jana padta hai ...
College assignment... Aisa hi design bna de ^_^
In College life - ASSIGNMENT copy karte time - Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh, jo nai aa raha uska aisa
Stunned man... tell names of his all gf's ^_^
A Lady on telephone: Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you.. Man: do u know me.. Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids. Man stunned, Oh
What boys do at railway station ^_^
Things we do at railway station when train is late GIRLS: 1. sit and wait . 2. sit and wait . . 3. Sit and wait . . BOYS: 1. Walk through out the sta
Jaha maut h aapki firak mai .... kuch din to gujariye....
Tourism is the next big thing. All countries are trying to attract more tourists. See the taglines.
Thailand: Amazing Thailand. India: Incredible I
Example of self insult
Boss (In Angry mood): Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??
Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi,
Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho
Ek shakhs ne pucha chaand se !!!
Ek raat ekk Shakhs ne Chand (Moon) sey poocha k, mera mahbub kya kar raha hai, Toh chand bola: "Beta daikh, Pehli baat toh yeh ki main, Tere baap ka
I uses Agarbatti to study ^_^
Dr. Ambedkar Just Used Lamp To Study.
Kalaam Used Candle To Study.
Bush Studied In Streetlight.
But Do U knw About us...??? . . . Only Agarbatti..!
2 Fast networks ... Email and female ^_^
Duniya mai 2 network sabse fast hai...
1. Email .
2. Female.
1 minute mai idhr ki baat udhr pahuncha deti he...
