Hansi Ka Raaz
Padosi: Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai,
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai??
Aadmi: Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,
Lag jaay
Ek Gareeb Aadmi
Ek Gareeb aadmi fruit waale ki dukan par gaya aur kaha, . Uparwale ke naam pe Ek aam dedo, . Dukandaar ne ek Gala - Sada Aam garib ko de diya, . Phir
Munna and Circuit
Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu,
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na...
A Lazy Boy
LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do,Papa: Khud uth k pi lo,Boy: Plz de do na.Papa: Ab manga to thappad marunga,Boy: Thapad marne aao to pani lete aana..
Pepsi ya Samosa
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia kay sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey,
Chota sardar:Main is s
4 Bacche....
Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai.1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th Chor haiFriend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte que nhi??Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai....
Students are fearless
Two college principals argued that their students are fearless: . First college principle called the students n asked to jump in a sea full of sharks
What is GENERATION GAP?
Father used to walk 20 Minutes to save 20 Rs.
Son spends 20 Rs. to save 20 Minutes.
Surprisingly both are correct…!!!
Student ne ki Bhagwan se fariyaad
Student to God:
Hazaaro ki Kismat tere haath thi, Agar pass kar deta to kya baat thi !!
God:
Girlfriend thodi kam banata to kya baat thi, Kitaabe t
Funny Student Joke
Hostel Student to his friend: “Bhai Dhoka ho gya Dhoka” ;-(
Friend:- Kya ho gaya…??
Student:- “Ghar se books k liye paise m
Pappu ne kiya nek kaam
Teacher: Tumne Kabhi Koi Nek Kam Kiya Hai..?
Pappu: Haan Sir..Bilkul kiya hai!!
......
Ek Bujurg aaram se ghar jaa raha the..!! Maine Ek Kutta peec
Which Soap do you use
Salesman: Which Soap do you use?
Pappu: BABA’S Soap, BABA’S Paste, BABA’S Brush…
.
Salesman: I am hearing this name for th
3 lights save the earth from darkness
Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
.
1st: sunlight
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2nd: moonlight
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3rd: you
.
my sweet friend tube light
Lazy People
People why you lazy??
Really Girls are Very Smart
Girl: Bhaiya yeh apple kaise diye?
Apple wala: 100 Rs ke 10
Girl: kuchh kam karo na plz....
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Apple wala: Achcha aap 80 ke 8 lelo!
.
Girl: Thank
New Generation Wedding
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married?
Boy: Yes!
Girl: Yes!
Priest: Congratulations !! Your profile has been u
Truly 5 Wonders
5 Wonders of the World!!
Sharabi ka wife ko SMS
Ek sharabi ne apni wife ko office party se sms kiya…
“Party khatam hone wali hai, ye last peg hai, main aadhe ghante me ghar pahuch jaun
Indian definition of Electricity
Teacher: What is Electricity ?Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character,she goes anytime,anywhere without t
This is 21st Century
21st Century
Our Phones: WirelessCooking: FirelessCars: KeylessFood: FatlewssTyres: TubelessDress: SleevelessYouth: JoblessLeaders: ShamelessRelation
