Perfect Girl is duniya mai nhi milti hai...
A perfect girl: Na kabhi tang karti hai, na kabhi cheekhti chillaati hai, na kabhi kisi k saath flirt karti hai, na kabhi jhoot bolti hai, na kabhi dh
Punch of the Day
Once A Man Asked God Why all girls are so cute & sweet And all wifes are always angry?
God answered : Girls are made by me… And you make t
Badhai Ho!!!
Kal se MAX pe SOORYAVANSHAM aayegi...
Dress code ...
Dress Code for rakhsha bandhan ^_^
That one charsi friend ...
We all got that one charsi friend
Who never picks up call or reply on time.
And when you ask them
"O yar mai soya hua tha"
That one charsi friend ...
We all got that one charsi friend
Who never picks up call or reply on time.
And when you ask them
"O yar mai soya hua tha"
Strange North Korea...
People just wait to find out what movie North Korea allows to see on Christmas...
Black santa...
Fox news say Santa Claus is supposed to be white...
Hahahaha ... Bill dadi degi...
Girl:Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss,
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeepr: Sirf 10 Kiss,
Girl: Dono Dress Pack Kar Do, BiLL Daadi
rofl!!! we are supposed to stay on the horse...
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race.
He turned on the jockey.
"Flaherty, could you not have raced faster?"
"S
Chicago bears don't beat anybody !!!
Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?"
Christmas tree... hahaha...
punjabiyan di chirstmas tree ...
alcoholic christmas tree hehehe...
Stupid patient
Patient : "Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea." Doctor : "Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."
Smart student
Student : "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" Teacher :" Of course not." Student : "Good, because I haven't done my homework."
Save girl child
Generation change ...
rofl !!!! Made in japan radio says "All india radio" !!!
Girl : You cheated me. Shopkeeper : No, I sold a good radio to you Mam Girl : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio!
Funny interview
Boss : Where were you born? Employee : India .. Boss : which part? Employee : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India
Guy celebrating for being rejected
In a party.. Wife : Look At that guy drinking n dancing.! Husband: Who’s he? Wife : 10 years back he proposed me & I rejected him Husband :
Baap bda na bhaiya ... sabse bda rupaiya...
Son I’m sorry my husband is not your dad. I had an affair 23 years ago with a man. And that person is your real father.
Son: Mum, what rubbish!
Cheated man
Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once? But many people still go to their in laws house again & again.
