No matter how loud a man is outdoor
Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!
Le booking ticket online
Server down .... waiting...
and
finally login ...
No Tickets available ...
Study time
gets delayed every time .
Idiot at which end ?
Son: Dad I got punished in school today. Dad: Why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me Saying.. At the end of scale there is an Idiot”
Electricity defined by johny
Teacher: What is Electricity ? Little Johny: Electricity is the daughter of Govt. and has extremely loose character, she goes anytime, anywhere with
Game For Shopping
Shopping!!
Do Aankhe Battis Daante
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?Bahu: Khuda he battis daant diye hai do char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sak
Last Question
A mathematician, statistician and accountant were finalist for a position as VP in a large corporation. The hiring committee asked them all the same l
Biwi Ka Gussa
1st Friend: Yaar meri biwi bohat gussa karti hai.2nd Friend: Meri bhi pehle kiya karti thi par ab nahin karti.1st Friend: Tumne kya ilaaj kiya?2nd Fri
Secret of Long Life
Ek din jeeto bahut saari chocolate kha raha tha. Ek aadmi ne dekha to us-se raha nahi gaya aur woh jeeto ko salaah dene laga.Aadmi: Beta itni zyada ch
Vidaai ke Samay
Vidaai ke samay dulhan ke chhote bhai ne papa se poochha."Papa didi to ro rahi hai par jija ji nahi ro rahe hain"Papa: "Beta didi to gate tak hi royeg
Bade Hokar Kya Karoge
Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?Student: shaadi..!!Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?Student: dulha.!!!!!!!Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar k
Khana Kisne Banaya
Husband: Aaj khana tumhari maa ne banaya hai kya?Wife: Haan..... Lekin tumhe kaise pata chala?Husband: Roz khaane mei kaale baal nikalte the aaj safed
Murgi Ki Shaadi
Ek murgi ne ek Baaj se shadi kar li..To ek Murga bola : Hum mar gaye the kya??.Murgi Boli : Mai to tumse hi shadi karna chahti thi, lekin Mom-Dad chah
Sorry Ki Spelling
Ek Boodha ek ladki se takra gaya.Boodhe ne ladki se bola: Sorry!Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi ye sab... Pata nahin kah
Born in Punjab
Boss: Where were you born?Sardarji: Oye Punjab.Boss: Which part?Sardarji: Oye, Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.
Name of Your Car
Sardar : What is the name of your car?Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti
Jhoot Pakarne Wali Machine
Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?
Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki
Most Innocent Dhamki....
Chor chori karke ghar se baher jane hi wala tha,
Suddenly kid woke up, and said to the thief : “Mera school
bag bhi le jao warna main mommy, p
Father to Son
Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua ?Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,Father: Aur tum?Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,Father: Aur tumhara result
