Hospital ka ICU
Ladkiwale - Hame aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho....
Sirf Boiled Khana khae..... Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le......
Pandit - Ai
Correct but useless
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into the Seattle air
OH SANTA
It s Christmas Eve and Santa arrives at this beautiful young woman s apartment. She takes one look at Santa and decides that she needs to make love to
SANTA'S LITTLE FRIEND JOKE
A little kid sits on Santa's lap, and Santa says, "What would you like for Christmas?"
The kid says, "A damn swingset."
Santa says, "You'll ha
Thought about men
Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.When we
Late Night Party
The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges.On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.The next
Pathan has a Pass
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people
A wedding ring
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have changed.The young man picks up on
Indian Contractor
Three construction contractors died and went to heaven - a Pakistani, a Chinese, and an Indian. When they got there St. Peter welcomed them warmly and
Women are clever
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said
A beautiful Love Story
There was an ant and an elephant who were in Love. Here ant is the male and the elephant female. Once they both were in lovers park exchanging sweet n
Report Card
Eight-year-old Anita brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written
Under The Bed
Jimmy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Jus
Expensive Doctor
Joe goes to consult a world famous specialist about his medical problem. After the visit Joe asks, "How much do I owe you?"
"My fee is five hundred d
The Worm Trick
Grandpa watched Tommy pull a worm out of the ground and told him that he would give him 10 bucks if he could put it back in.
Tommy left for a bit a
Busy In Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so St. Peter had to tell the first one,
The Most Stupid Man On Earth
There was a flood in a village.
One man said to everyone, "I'll stay! God will save me!"
The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it
The Monk and the Priest
A monk and a priest are driving down a street in differnt directions.
Oddly enough, they end up getting into a crash.
They both get out of their
A Catholic, Baptist and a Methodist
One day a Catholic a Baptist and a Methodist decided to go fishing.
They got in there boat and pushed there way over to the middle of the lake.
