Sanskaari aloknath
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket. Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta ! Bahu : Buddhe ab bas bhi kar !! Aloknath : Arre I mean take my Son's Car
Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^
SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"
The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard "Kaan pe de" And
that started the fight.
Rs. 1000 and Malika
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.Malika gave him 1000 Rs.Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?Malika
Honey Singh on phone
Honey Singh on phone:
Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi, . . 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari . . Uncle: hai gun, hai talwaar, hai aari,
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Funny Joke about Education
Sachin - 10th pass . Einstein - failed 12 times in a class . Edission - I never worried for exam, coz 1 sheet never decide my future... . Harbhajan -
Indian version of Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock....
Who’s there?
Yuvraaj
You’ve Raj then I have Rani.
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Knock Knock....
Who’s there?
Gavaskar
Gavas
Rajnikant Email Id
Google was shocked on this,
when it saw Rajni’s email id is:
gmail@rajnikanth.com!!
Who can stop 500 cars
Who can stop 500 cars with one hand .?? .
Answer:
It’s traffic Police..!!
Sab kuch Rajnikant thode na karega;
Pani Da Rang
Pani Da Rang, Ayushmaan Vs Sunny!!
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they see a huge sandstorm coming…
santa : oye b
Rajnikant vs santa
Rajnikant vs Santa:
Opening Question to both in a competition.. What is half of 8? Rajni: 4
Santa: Depend karta hai.
Agar horizontally half karo to
What do you want to do in future
Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?
Student – After Studying MBBS, I want to join the police force and get go
Mehengi Jaga Chaltay Hai
Wife: Aji suniye, mujhe kisi mehengi jaga le ke chaliye na ji….
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…
Guess where he took her….
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Galti ho gayi
Maalik: Tum bathroom mein kyu ghus aaye, Kya tumhe pata nahi tha ki mein naha raha hoon?
Naukar: Hazur galti ho gayi, mein samjha tha begum sahiba ha
Mother language
Teacher asked to the students, “Children, can you tel why do we call our language the mother tongue, and not the Father tongue?”
One student
How to make girlfriend
Maths teacher: If you have 12 chocolates and you give
5 to Priya,
3 to Sonia and
2 to Neha then what will u get????
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Brotherly love
Teacher asked to a student, “If you see a man beating his donkey and you go to stop him, what virtue would you be showing?”
The student replied,
Lipstick prints on mirror
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put
Three english words
Ek teacher ne class ke students ko english ke 3 word likh ke lane ko kaha. Toh ek student apne ghar jaake mummy se poochta hai ke mujhe english ke 3 w
Essay on milk
Nutrition class teacher given home work to write 3 pages essay on milk. Next day all children bring the home work.
One boy written only one page. The
