Sanskaari aloknath
Bahu : Babuji, I am going to Supermarket. Aloknath : Take my Sanskaar Beta ! Bahu : Buddhe ab bas bhi kar !! Aloknath : Arre I mean take my Son's Car
Which stadium is this ? its Wankhede ^_^
SRK asked an MCA official "Which stadium is this?"
The official said "Wankhede" SRK heard "Kaan pe de" And
that started the fight.
Rs. 1000 and Malika
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.Malika gave him 1000 Rs.Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?Malika
Honey Singh on phone
Honey Singh on phone:
Uncle, Hai ghar, hai paisa hai gadi, . . 2 jodi me ladki bhejo, ladki hui humari . . Uncle: hai gun, hai talwaar, hai aari,
du
Funny Joke about Education
Sachin - 10th pass . Einstein - failed 12 times in a class . Edission - I never worried for exam, coz 1 sheet never decide my future... . Harbhajan -
Indian version of Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock....
Who’s there?
Yuvraaj
You’ve Raj then I have Rani.
—–
Knock Knock....
Who’s there?
Gavaskar
Gavas
Rajnikant Email Id
Google was shocked on this,
when it saw Rajni’s email id is:
gmail@rajnikanth.com!!
Who can stop 500 cars
Who can stop 500 cars with one hand .?? .
Answer:
It’s traffic Police..!!
Sab kuch Rajnikant thode na karega;
Pani Da Rang
Pani Da Rang, Ayushmaan Vs Sunny!!
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth
Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they see a huge sandstorm coming…
santa : oye b
Rajnikant vs santa
Rajnikant vs Santa:
Opening Question to both in a competition.. What is half of 8? Rajni: 4
Santa: Depend karta hai.
Agar horizontally half karo to
What do you want to do in future
Principal – Student, What you want to become when you grow old?
Student – After Studying MBBS, I want to join the police force and get go
A WEEK JOKE
One day a little girl is outside with her father. She claps her hands together and said "Daddy, I killed a butterfly."
Her father replied "Don't d
THE TRAIN JOKE
A large two engined train was crossing America.
After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer though
Correct but useless
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into the Seattle air
OH SANTA
It s Christmas Eve and Santa arrives at this beautiful young woman s apartment. She takes one look at Santa and decides that she needs to make love to
SANTA'S LITTLE FRIEND JOKE
A little kid sits on Santa's lap, and Santa says, "What would you like for Christmas?"
The kid says, "A damn swingset."
Santa says, "You'll ha
Thought about men
Thought 1 When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.When we
Late Night Party
The mother and father had just given their teenage daughter family-car privileges.On Saturday night she returned home very late from a party.The next
Pathan has a Pass
One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops - a few people
